Boys
– Baseball caps on (but probably don’t know what baseball is)
– Hair so short it could pop balloons
– Fewer teeth than a Shanghai hobo
– Tiny, skinny frame laden with heavy fake-gold
– Cheap nylon track-suits
– Smoking a fag (of course) and spitting at passers-by
– Usually found sitting on the top of a park bench or a wall in the town centre
– Ears near the back of their necks, a particularly endearing genetic malformation
– Always mock-fighting with fellow Chavs, possibly to intimidate onlookers
– In vehicles that are horribly unroadworthy, and which generally have no engine. The booming bass from the shite they listen to provides enough momentum
Apparently there are few definitions of chav:
1. Chatham Average (dock area in the Kent Medway)
2. Council housed and violent
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chav&defid=864424