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@rogue trader wrote:

kirkham eh some good pubs there theres also an open prison there,where you can sneak out for a pint,as long as you get back before last orders, not the pub,roll call,you can always tell the ones that have been out for a pint, they are always chewing mints furiously, like they are going out of fashion :D

Why don’t you do the meet in Southport for the Champion of Champions Musical Firework Competition?

http://www.visitsouthport.com/whats-on/british-musical-fireworks-championships-p169661/

Went last year. Awesome.

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@rogue trader wrote:

ok i was thinking october,when the lights are one,if theres enough of us, we can hire a private tram i will also try and get us all in free in a club,on the premise of saying to the owner,but look how much money we can make you
accomodation is up to you,but hey its blackpool,its not exactly short of hotels, bnbs etc
at a push i could probably put 3 ppl up in my flat
but obv i need to know how many are coming,so far theres only me and ruby(ha ha my cunning plan) but hey youve got about 8/9 weeks to decide
so come on party people
llets make some noise.

I went to Blackpool last October. It was 30c, totally packed and I couldn’t park!

So we all went back to Southport via a pub lunch @ Kirkham.

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Well I think your interest in this thread has been waning…

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

I,m interested… what exactly is a chav? I was out shopping with my daughter recently, she was in the changing room and I was sourcing stuff for her to try on…. I found a lovely white lace top which I took for her to try…. she looked at me aghast and said…. mum! only chavs wear white lace :shock: … so who are these chav people…. was a lovely top BTW :D

I’m going to see how I score on the chav criteria:

Girls (Chavettes, Sengas):
– Bling, and lots of it.
I wear a T Bar chain and wrist watch.

– Hoop earrings you could drive a bus through
Don’t wear earrings

– Hair pulled back so tight as to provide a facial expression of constant surprise
Nope

– At least three children trailing
Definately not!

– Smoking a fag – a little white stick poking out of your mouth really does make you look TERRIBLY sophisticated, dear…
Bugga! I smoke.

– Talking on a mobile
Well I think most ppl do that these days.

– Wearing a variety of coins/Christmas cracker rings on fingers
I wear my engagement ring and my late grandmother’s wedding ring on right hand

– Cow-eyed look in eyes
Don’t think so – will have to ask a cow

– Skin as white as death, with blue tinges here and there (occasional purple and yellow ones too, from constant spousal abuse) and a red nose from smoking/drinking too much
Nope – am a healthy brown colour that ppl pay money to get

– Skirt pulled up to just below the hair-line (please God don’t EVER let it get any higher)
Don’t wear skirts very often. Hardly ever.

– Fat Chavettes – without exception – sport tight, too-short tops that would put even the hardiest person off their meal, and trousers that expose a crack minging enough to put a plumber to shame
Not over weight, not under – weight

– Throws litter/gum/cigarette butts onto the pavement/bus floor
Ugh no! Can’t abide littering

Well, Teapot? How about you? :D

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I think that’s best, Scep. Of course, I’m only thinking of you.

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

I,m interested… what exactly is a chav? I was out shopping with my daughter recently, she was in the changing room and I was sourcing stuff for her to try on…. I found a lovely white lace top which I took for her to try…. she looked at me aghast and said…. mum! only chavs wear white lace :shock: … so who are these chav people…. was a lovely top BTW :D

Girls (Chavettes, Sengas):
– Bling, and lots of it.
– Hoop earrings you could drive a bus through
– Hair pulled back so tight as to provide a facial expression of constant surprise
– At least three children trailing
– Smoking a fag – a little white stick poking out of your mouth really does make you look TERRIBLY sophisticated, dear…
– Talking on a mobile
– Wearing a variety of coins/Christmas cracker rings on fingers
– Cow-eyed look in eyes
– Skin as white as death, with blue tinges here and there (occasional purple and yellow ones too, from constant spousal abuse) and a red nose from smoking/drinking too much
– Skirt pulled up to just below the hair-line (please God don’t EVER let it get any higher)
– Fat Chavettes – without exception – sport tight, too-short tops that would put even the hardiest person off their meal, and trousers that expose a crack minging enough to put a plumber to shame
– Throws litter/gum/cigarette butts onto the pavement/bus floor

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Of course. I’m still friends with my ex boyfriend from 10 years ago. I have more male friends than I do female.

Panda, I read some research that said it was only possible to be truly friends with the opposite sex if they were an ex or a person you had already had sex with…. interesting?

Lol, well out of all my male friends I’ve only ever slept with the ex boyfriend.

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@terry wrote:

@j_in_france wrote:

@terry wrote:

threads that I wish to read or post on.

Are you all mad or just plain boring? And no wordsworth – that question wasn’t aimed at you specifically.

As you are the instigator of quite a lot of the threads I guess you find yourself boring too

Just the opposite actually.

I know your type though; you wear 1970s tanktops and spend your time listening to Westlife records with a glass of sherry in one hand and a handkerchief in the other.

Every week you get a magazine in a neatly wrapped brown envelope in the post and at weekends you go tractor spotting in the countryside on your own.

You bear an uncanny resemblance to Mr Bean and you live with your mother. Her name is Maud and every morning she leaves a pair of freshly ironed underpants outside your door.

Yes, I know your type.

Oh dear I am typecast as terrys fantasy person he wants to be

You’ll NEVER be the type of person I want to be. You’re not an individual, but that’s your problem isn’t it. It’s the same with panda and anc who are mere followers when they’d like to be trend setters. I can”t see that pair ever influencing anyone (thank god for that).
We’re living in a mediocre world and that’s somethning I’m reminded of every time I cast my eye over your posts. I would say ‘read’ but that would be embarrasing to admit to.

“Sad, bitter, angry, old man” is the phrase that always spring to mind whenever I read anything Terry posts.

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@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

I think he loves me! :D

No! He loves me! I put his toys back in his pram, on The Last Word thread, remember? :P

I think you’re a waste of space. Chavs normally are.

There…I’ve said it. :wink:

You really have no idea what the definition of a chav is, do you? :roll:

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@panda12 wrote:

I like cosy’s posts too. Funny, intelligent guy.

That would only mean something if you were funny and intelligent yourself. But you’re not (in my opinion).

Terry, a corpse is more funny and intelligent than you will ever be. Get over it.

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