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  • #472639

    @jen_jen wrote:

    I like a bit of message board banter and humourr, but I’m really not into personal attacks and grudges of this kind.

    :D

    “don’t let the b*startds get you down.”

    A cockerel got run over whilst crossing the road. As he lay in hospital, the doctor had bad news for his wife. “I’m sorry, Mrs Cluck, but your husband has fallen into a korma.”

    #498588

    “you play the guitar like a tommy gun,” said Elvis, “which I simply can’t abide,” he added.

    “Abide?” she asked.

    “Yes,” replied Elvis, “Now Abide With Me and get the lift moving.”

    Meanwhile..,

    #498340

    @simplysu wrote:

    @pepsi wrote:

    :lol:

    Hardly.. they were born about 15 – 16 years apart!

    Brilliant actors though ! Handsome too !

    I’d just like to say …

    mmmmmmmmmm

    :D

    Matterson’s?

    #498506

    @terry wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    A lot of our own young ppl are too lazy or too uneducated to even dream of work.

    And so the myth continues. .

    You use the word “ppl” (although, technically it isn’t actually a word). Is that because you’re too lazy to write it properly…or maybe you’re just too uneducated because you don’t know how to spell it?

    Lol Terry. It’s an abbreviation. Text speak, if you like.

    I can hear you squirming from my seat here in South East London. I can hear you flapping as well. Do you heat your home and cook using your own hot air? We won’t need gas piped from the Ukraine whilst we have you. Do your duty and fuel your country!

    Btw, you ever heard of NEET? It’s an acronym, btw.

    Btw, btw means “by the way.”

    #498504

    The rest of the world do not want to come here to live, you’re exaggerating and not being factual.

    We need a young, healthy, educated workforce to sustain this country. We have a falling birth rate and an ageing population. Retirement age has had to increase as the pension pots are running dry. If we have too many ppl too old to work and not enough ppl young enough to work, what do you think is going to happen?

    And if eastern European children sit at school dreaming of working in this country then so be it. A lot of our own young ppl are too lazy or too uneducated to even think of work.

    #498502

    =D>

    #498586

    “Sorry, love,” said Elvis “but I’m not going to be put off by The Wonder of You. Now, a little less conversation a little more action, please. Press the button for floor 8.”

    As…

    #498338

    @pepsi wrote:

    Oh dear !

    You are one very sad individual indeed!

    :roll:

    Lol. You don’t have a sense of humour do you!

    Never mind. I won’t bother trying to indulge in
    light hearted banter with you again. :!:

    #498336

    @pepsi wrote:

    Ah yes .. But then they are alive ! Lololol

    :lol:

    Biatch! :P

    #498500

    Three cheers to Words and Jen for their posts. =D> =D> =D>

    These Euro sceptics, “they don’t like it up ’em!”

    I’ve got Dad’s Army on at the mo.

    The theme tune reminds me of … :-

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