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@Bad Manners wrote:
I remember in an old “Have I got news for you” episode when Roy Hattersley didnt turn up they replaced him with a tub of lard.
Do you think we could actually do something similar here? Just put a tub of lard in Pete’s place and no one will actually notice the difference?
@melody wrote:
Ok so as some of yas know I have a couple of moggies or 3… anyhoo…
Paddy one of my puddies decided to get himself run over back in June… happy to say after a 600 quid vet bill he is doing champion… however… moved house.. kept the mogs in for a few weeks… 1st time i let doofus out he decided to climb into my neighbours car engine and hitch a ride all around Newcastle for a WHOLE day til she came home at the night time and found said doofus clinging on to her car engine for dear life… imagine what could have happened to him… what a dweeb!
Well you did call him Doofus.
Change his name to Stephen Hawking and see what happens. :P
@rubyred wrote:
Dundee City Council !!! they have spot spooks.. I was there yesterday and i was waiting on them.. its a massive courtyard of buses. but to get a fag yer meant to go to menzieshill..
my argument is.. what if it is bad news. when my grsndon was born 4 years ago i hd to listen to it all night.. ” pleae do not smoke”,, ffs..Hmmmmmmm
Seems to me that leaving horse poo everywhere should become the new smoking :P
It’s anti social, a health threat but legal!
It will confuse the spot spooks – they probably don’t have a “what to do if you see someone dumping horse poo” section. It may cause them to malfunction and break down.
@(f)politics? wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
bloody hell thats me!
:lol:
They definately need to teach a sense of humour in schools dont they !I’m sorry poli, but I didn’t want to “out” you like this but I thought it was time ppl knew. :D
Well i’m not impressed my inbox has jammed solid with admirers now ffs, guys gimme a break will ya’s 8)
I see an opportunity – I’ll be your pimp. :P
@rubyred wrote:
a good pal o mine is a trauma nurse.. she sneaks off for breaks. she dared Light a fag.. SPOT Fine £50 !! she argued she had to be ready to go back to ward. she was stressed with working in a high death community. sone stranger paid her fine.. where doe it end with our Nurses ?
She should have dumped horse poo everywhere and caused more traumas, she would have got away with that!
Who fined her, ffs?
@yvonne wrote:
none died in todays race and you are right tictax those horses are better looked after than some people
And the ones that don’t make the grade = knackers yard.
Lots of animal cruelty goes on just so you can have your yearly bet.
How you can sit there and watch these beautiful animals being kicked and whipped for your entertainment is incomprehensible.
JUST LET UR HAIR DOWN
That’s baldist.
I’ll be the one with the two black eyes but I am not a domestic violence victim.
@cosy.m wrote:
On the road,where i used to live,the horses(landau) and the donkeys go past ,when the orses went by,they always seemed to plop outside my door,anyway one day one of my kids aid ewwwwww,the woman just looked at him (fag in mouth)her not him,and said well they ccant use nappies or go to the toilet,and trotted on by,im like ???
then scooped up the manure for my rose bushesI’d have chucked it at her. :P
@(f)politics? wrote:
bloody hell thats me!
:lol:
They definately need to teach a sense of humour in schools dont they !I’m sorry poli, but I didn’t want to “out” you like this but I thought it was time ppl knew. :D
