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Hehehehehehehe! Jen is outed! Do you get bits if flake living in yer whiskers?

I’m on me hols so look after this thread for me so that when I get back, I can have the last word. :wink: :D :P

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@rubyred wrote:

by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

How we laughed.

See, Les – you just have a nostalgic hankering for the past – reminescing about your long gone fame.

From Noel “my talent and fame are upto date” Edmonds

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@rubyred wrote:

scurrilous pish ^^^^ if it had not been for me taking a shine to amanda on Blind date.. as i did every week with most contestants ,, where would she be.. ??

sorry bout the delay,, I am actually Howling with laughter with my Son. He confessed he had ” good stats ” at work so got a prize.. a friend of his got an all expenses paid basketball match during the olympics.. So i got all excited.. as he produced an Olympics Tea pot !

I am more annoyed he threw the box out ! He has a dry sense of humour, a bit like me and when he showed me the official pic of him ” accepting the tea pot”.. i near pished myself :)

sorry,, ya HAD to be there I suppose :)

Les, that’s all you’re worth, a lousy teapot! :D

From Noel “I’m considerably richer and more talented than you” Edmonds.

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@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

What yer gonna do? Seduce me with your Mavis Riley impression like you did Amanda?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a94220/holden-reveals-les-dennis-sex-secret.html

Pffft! No wonder she divorced you!

Noel Edmonds Crinckley Bottom

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@j_in_france wrote:

Roger Daltrey can still belt it out

Who? :D

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@tinks wrote:

:D

Go get ’em!

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Fook me! Scraping the barrel with the Spice Girls!

Jeez there is a lot more British talent then them. :shock:

George Michale was good, but this lot? OMG! Tinks, get yer gun!

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@tinks wrote:

hello you incredibly annoying, face lifted, high waisted trouser quiz show celebrity :wink:

…….had a good weekend?………… 8-[ …………where’s the gangly oranged legged burd?

wtf were they thinking when they wrote the closing ceremony?……….we paid for that bo!!ox ](*,)

I’m glad you acknowledge my celebrity status. High waists are needed as I’m incrediably well endowed. :D

The gangly orange burd is conspicous by her absence. You sure you didn’t successfully assassinate her? :shock:

The closing ceremony needs the celebrity touch but I was unavailable, I er had a phonecall to make. Honest. Here’s the proof:

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@tinks wrote:

I’m sat here with the olympic closing ceremony on and I’m cringing already and it’s only 21.22 :roll:

*sings

Waterloo Sunset lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@tinks wrote:

good evening

Ah, now Lionel rocks on up!

How’s it going in your fading, toe tapping, career?

love,

Noel “I’m considerably richer than you” Edmonds

And more famous than you, you old bouffant haired Queen

:D

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