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@irish_lucy wrote:
before anyone chews my head off for posting someone else’s pic – he asked me too, i just chose to write the title.
Hes sick of Cosy telling everyone hes fat and bald.Lol. And thin always went on about it’s only banter.
Oh the irony!
Btw. The pic doesn’t prove anything to me as I’ve never met him so it could be of any bloke. So thin could still be fat and bald. :P
@(f)politics? wrote:
tis the champion of champions fireworks competition at plymouth this year, they bring the winners of the last few years together for a showdown, should be a great couple of nights, viewing some spectacular sights, fingers crossed for the weather.
Indeed. Unfortunately, my crew are not in it. :twisted:
We was robbed last year of first place. :twisted: :twisted:
Still, will be good to check out the competition for next year.
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(
My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching
oi!!…………and no swearing please [-X
That chicken has got legs the colour of tandoori!
Nice Huh? Took time to perfect that colour, Im thinking of marketing it :D
Like tandoori chicken legs tights or stockings? :P
@tinks wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Its not nice to make jokes about a poorly chicken… Ive been shot ffs :(
My poppadoms are inflamed and my bhajees need stitching
oi!!…………and no swearing please [-X
That chicken has got legs the colour of tandoori!
@mrs_teapot wrote:
Well done Jamaica 1,2,3…. yay :D
I cant believe the GB success … So far….
25 gold
13 silver
13 bronze
Awesome :D
Yeah, mon! Respect.
:P@tinks wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
I dont think tinks is taking this seriously…. murderer!
as yet……i haven’t killed anyone with my cooking :- …….i’m sure they’d have told me….i shall ponder over my cook book and do the terrible deed tomorrow at breakfast…….she’ll be so hungry she wont notice my overcooked hash browns *evil laugh*
……..until tomorrow
Well done, Agent Tinks.
A receipe for you:
@tinks wrote:
i cant stop laughing……everytime i see teapot’s avatar :lol:
Neither can I! Funniest thing I’ve seen in ages, lol :D
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
The Showdown:
Lol well I prefer that to the poem you deleted in which you referred to me as an old coot :shock:
:D :D :D
LOL
*from Spamalot:
ROBIN (spoken):
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!LANCE (spoken):
Here’s one.DAD (spoken):
I’m not dead!ROBIN (spoken):
Here, he says he’s not dead!LANCE (spoken):
Yes he is.DAD (spoken):
I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
I am not dead yet
I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland FlingI am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I’m not yet dead.BODIES:
He is not yet dead
That’s what the geezer said
No, he’s not yet dead
That man is off his headHe is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he’s not yet dead.Well now he’s dead
You whacked him on the head
Sure, now he’s dead
It makes me just see red
You are such a brute
To murder that old coot
You homicidal bastard, now he’s really dead
Who is the knave who put him in his grave
And who needs to manage his anger?@tinks wrote:
flippin heck i was havin my dinner…………wassup and why we got foghorn leghorn here with teapot?…………it’s getting very confooosing :-k
*spins round in Executive Swivel chair
Good evening, Agent Tinks.
Martini?
The orange dangly legged chicked has just phoned me to confirm she is unconscious and in intensive care.
She has fallen into a Korma. :P
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:
Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.
And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D
hangs head in shame…. what can I say? He was one cool dude :?
:shock: You’ve recovered quickly!
Tinks didn’t shoot you, did she?
*summons Agent Tinks to Disciplinary Hearing
Come in, Agent Tinks
