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@tinks wrote:
Ok………this is the state of play…….At 10.52am I followed the bird with the gangly looking orange legs into the garden…….I was disguised as an Azalea and she couldn’t see me……..next thing i know……..the side gate opens………. :-k she needs to get some wd40 ………a weird lookin guy staggers in……..throws her over his lap and starts kissing her 6 toes :shock: ……i vomitted in the birdbath, stirred it around and then left ……..i forgot to shoot her :oops:
Lol, that is such a bizzare image. A bush tip toeing around a garden, stopping, looking around and then tip toeing on again, lol.
And as for the bird with the gangly looking orange legs, well she should be thoroughly ashamed of herself – she really ought to get that gate fixed – it could have given you away. :D
@anc wrote:
You got your passport Panda? Wondering how they tell the difference between panda’s?! How many bags can ya take as I am thinking of packing one with bamboo for yas, so you don’t get withdrawal symptoms! :lol:
psssst I AM joking! (about the passport, just in case anyone thinks I am even thicker than they do already) :D
No passport. They kept telling me to send a pic where I’m not wearing shades. :D
Plz send the bamboo to Mountbatten Pier, Plymouth.
Ta :P
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@tinks wrote:
Arrrgggg…..Someone call an ambulance :shock:
*calls Bernard Matthews lol
@jen_jen wrote:
She wiggles those 6 toes sooooooooooo provocatively the rest of us don’t stand a chance :roll: :lol:
Yep! Your flake eating is nothing in comparison!
:P
Seriously though, for us gals, there’s no option but to join a Nunnery. :twisted:
Tinky get yer gun… Again. :P
@sceptical guy wrote:
it was a high-security hospital. Very interesting.
I didn’t realise I was under surveillance every moment until I accepted an invite into a lady’s bedroom, and within half a minute there was a very firm knock on the door and I was ordered into the main area.
Do I look like that kind of person??? :shock:
I think that makes you Ken Barlow. :P
@mrs_teapot wrote:
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@tinks wrote:
no :lol:
Tinks, get yer gun out, there’s a funky dancing chicken in here that needs sorting.
:P
where is she?………where is she?
Ha! Ha! Tinks…. geez she is lethal with that gun……anyway if anyone sees me on these boards until much later they are allowed to shoot me….. the sun and the garden beckons….. let that be the last word :D
Tinks, the funky dancing chicken has just given her location away!
Go! Go! Go!
@tinks wrote:
no :lol:
Tinks, get yer gun out, there’s a funky dancing chicken in here that needs sorting.
:P
Ah! Les and Lionel together, eh?
Guess I’m outnumbered. :shock:
@tinks wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
shall be careful next time I share a shower with her.. erm him.
what a downer !imagine wakening up to a facefull of veneers,and treated to a hot footed shuffle By Lionels campness..
i cant be lionel
it must be a dream like in Dallaslionel doesnt have these
Lol, they look like pink ar se cheeks! :P
