PATS

You Are Elmo

Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do!

You are usually feeling: Talkative. You’ve got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren’t talking, you’re laughing.

You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you.

How you life your life: With an open…[Read more]

You Are Very Dishonest

You’re reliably dishonest, and it’s not a big deal to you
It’s all about what you want – screw everyone else
You’ll protect yourself at all costs
No wonder no one truly trusts you!
:shock: :shock: tis all lies!

Your Life is 98% Perfect

You truly have the perfect life. And you probably feel like the luckiest person in the world.
You have a great career, family, and personal life. You have it going on!
:lol:

You Are a Super Flirt

You love to flirt, so much so that it gets you in trouble.
In almost any situation, you find yourself flirting – even when it’s inappropriate.
You tend to embrace all flirting styles too.. from coy to sexy to playful to serious.
And if someone flirts back, you’ll crank it up even more!
:oops: :oops:

You Are 12% Obsessive

You’re less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world…
While you do get hung up from time to time, you’re excellent at clearing your mind.

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it’s love when you treat each other well.
You are a giving lover, but you don’t give too much. You expect something in return.

Your flirting style: Friendly

Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe

Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish

What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

@cath 55 wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Share the gossip Cath… fastcars and a pogo stick….????

Well he was out on the pi ss and he felt sumat touch his ar se :shock: Now emeber this is fast and he aint used to it happing to him

Well lil did he no it was a pogo stick a bloke had brought his lad for his birthday

Any ways Ugs (fast)…

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where the fook did u get that siggy pete. lmaoooooooo. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

How does 41% and 59% offer the same advice? There’s quite a difference there :lol:

bad enuff bein a weirdo…i also need therapy. :?

cath 55 wrote:
this is also a picture of bornfree……… as you can see shes definately female!! tuts @ u gods and goddesses takin the pi/ss out of someone who doesnt fit yer ideal ……. and born and pebbles? wtf is up wiv you 2 lol bluddy hell children make up!!!

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u tell em caff! [-X

There’s a 41% Chance That You Need Therapy

If you think you need therapy, you probably do. But there’s a good chance you don’t.
Like everyone else, you have your fair share of problems. And unlike most people, you’re fairly good at solving them yourself.
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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Yeah its official, at the moment Pats is just chats biggest weirdo :wink: :P

u think i needed a questionaire to tell me that. :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Cas wrote:

Hiya Pats :wink:

How the devil are ya :wink:

This granma lark is a doddle eh,,,,,,all the pleasure, none of the pain.

My son and his partner are going to be over here tomorrow for a few days,,,,my brain hasn’t caught up yet, what can I say!! i’m gettin old !! :lol: but i’ll get Mikie to show me how to put a pic of Logan up here…

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my second was 6 weeks early and breach. both boys were easy births. my daughter on the other hand seems to feel no pain. 1st was born an hr after gettin to hospital. 2nd was born on her lounge floor with me assisting paremedics. 3rd arrived 20 mins after she reached hospital. 4th arrived on back seat of her partners car in carpark outside…[Read more]

stayed sober tnite..gotta be up n out early in mornin to buy demon childs……..better known as matilda……..b/day pressies. :lol:

must say big tats on a woman are horrible. remember sporty spice…….went mental………bet shes regrettin it now try to get her career bk.

i only remember him from a kids prog on telly. but his g/friend died after they had been on a coke an drinks binge…..she literally boiled to death in the bath after running hot tap and he was asleep in nxt room.

i love this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYHQ8JE0Vqs

Your Interpersonal Intelligence Score: 92%

Your Interpersonal Intelligence is Very High

You go beyond being a “people person.” Connecting with people is the most important thing in your life.
You’re empathetic, friendly, and outgoing. You are the kind of friend people dream of having.
Your interpersonal intelligence is a gift. And you use it…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i thort it was fookin brilliant. the comedian was funny as fook……that young lad at the end had me in tears. and what about the guy who warbled valerie……i will always love you……an another song while piers morgan refused to press his buzzer…..look on simon cowells face was priceless. the young girl with the…

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