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Oh, and being blanked for making an effort

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

They showed a prostrate massage….. flippin eck get the marigolds out !!!! bloke was soooo brave but smiling Mr Velvet was snoring by the way

How do you massage that? or shouldn’t I ask?

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Name droppers

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What I just did!

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@blackkettle wrote:

im partial to the odd stiffy when i go out

fnar fnar!

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and toes

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@melody wrote:

Don’t worry Pete I have epi pen training lol

Not fair, we’re only allowed crayons here

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*wanders in… looks around… backs out quickly and quietly*

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OMG – don’t tell me, I just googled it!!!!

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@susieq wrote:

The ‘ YES YES YES’ position

Erotic Instructions:

Lie facedown on the bed, then scoot your body forward so your head and torso hang over the side, your palms on the floor supporting your weight. Your man crawls over you and enters you from behind, his legs inside yours. He can hold on to your hips for leverage to allow him to keep his head and shoulders raised high instead of resting on your back. Your bodies will form a sideways Y, for Yes!

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/positions/yes-yes-yes-sex-position

Then he can head butt you from behind too… btw, what is a donkey punch?

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