Pebbles

@Pete wrote:

She wants a pet cause she gets bored not cause she gets bored with pets. She aint 10 yr old.

No, she said she bores easily. Dont make it up as you go along you mardy twa.t :roll:

I saw my neighbour in the garden digging.

I asked, “what are you up to mate?”

He replied, “I’m going to dig a really deep hole, fill it with water and have a bucket we can send down to get the water if ever we need it.”

I thought, “I’ll leave him to it,…… he means well…”

Jamie Redknapp?

You say you get bored easily..my advice to you then is dont get a pet. Its not fair on the animal to be cast aside and forgotten about when the novelty wears off. It might sound harsh, but im just giving you some sensible advice.

Jeremy Edwards?

@sharongooner wrote:

Thanks for that Pebbles. Ive avoided Bob Martin for a long time… just a money spinner the whole product is.

Pete they do lay on the animals too… thats why when you comb them you see flea dirt and eggs, and ou see the fleas moving around on the animal.

In fact Shaz, our vet made a point of telling us not to use the bob…[Read more]

The best flea treatment available from vets is called stronghold. You put the drops on the neck of the animal and it kills all parasites (fleas, worms, ear mites – the lot) You can buy this for dogs and cats.

For the house, you can buy a spray from the vets for about £12 which will stop the problem reoccurring.

When we first had our cats from…[Read more]

LOL @ people “bragging” over who has the best bog roll :roll:

Its only for wiping your ar.ses on for gods sake!

@*GG* wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I’m gonna try being serious for once in my life. I haven’t found the love of my life, but this is the story of my first love.

I had an email from someone one day, she had emailed me because my addy was similar to a friend of hers. I wrote back to tell her that she had emailed the wrong person and we started keeping in…

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“I gave 150%” – how can you give more than 100%??

@Bad Manners wrote:

Hope that black girl gets knocked out soon. Is there anything worse than a feisty, over the top, brash, loud mouthed, in your face black person or white person for that matter.

Total pain in the ar/se. Reminds of those loud, fat black mamma’s on the Oprah Winfrey Show.

:lol:

I agree, I keep expecting to see her smack someones…[Read more]

“Its always in the last place you look”

No. Not for me. I keep on looking long after I find it :roll:

..”theres plenty more fish in the sea”

…I’ve always hated this saying, its usually the expression some inconsiderate basta.rd tells someone just 10 minutes after their heart has been torn to shreds….. :twisted:

@MarkEire wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

wheres your all new sparkling pink siggy then Pip? 8)

it’s in the wash, she got it mucky after friday night

:shock:

get your coat pip, I think you’ve pulled here :wink: :lol:

wheres your all new sparkling pink siggy then Pip? 8)

I was really disappointed in the whole show (well, what I saw of it…after the 1st half I switched it off through sheer boredom, and I didnt watch the results show either)

Most of the song choices were dire. Most of the singing wasnt up to scratch..how some got through to this stage is beyond me. Whats all this about the blonde..Diane isnt it?…[Read more]

On the subject of cats..

My 3 year old has started dribbling a lot, I’ve heard from somewhere that this might be a sign of problems with her teeth or gums :?

Do any of your cats do this? And what can the vet do to help if it is her teeth / gums? or is there anything I can buy from the pet store?

My mate came round earlier and told me his wife is eating for two.

She’s not pregnant though, she’s American

Paddy and Mick have been factory workers for years and they go to the industry doctor to claim compensation for loss of hearing.

Mick goes in first and the Doctor whispers behind his hand, “shut the door.”

Mick shuts it and the Doctor says, “there’s nothing wrong with your hearing, fuc.k off. NEXT!”

As Paddy passes Mick , Mick whispers, “Paddy,…[Read more]

Just been to visit a Scottish pal.
…and found him stripping the walls of wallpaper.
“Doing a bit of renovating are you?” I asked.
“No, we’re moving house”, he said.