Pebbles

great advice..starve the babies, hope you can live with yourself

Kids think they’ve got it it rough these days – in my day we didn’t have paedophiles, we had to buy our own fu.cking sweets.

While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my husband and I listened to the instructor declare, ‘it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’

He addressed the men: ‘can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?’

he leaned over, touched my arm gently and whispered, ‘self-raising, isn’t it?’

“gwen” has obviously decided she doesnt like living with ar.seholes and has gone to live elsewhere

well..it was a new years eve promise (which are usually made to be broken!) I was wasted..as you do…and announced to family/friends that I WOULD this year run a marathon..maybe not the full london thingy, but at least a half one! I was adamant (not adam ant of course) that i would start the new year afresh and start training immediately for the…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

snake hips errol brown lookalikey should have gone thro. pah. :evil:

WTF??

He was Hot Chocolate as was that Jock “singer”.
The footballer and the 12 year old should have gone through together.

got to say i was well disappointed! i thought the scottish singer was shyte..how did he even get to the semi’s??!!

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@fastcars wrote:

Insurance companys :evil: :evil: :evil:

having trouble getting a payout? :shock:

Best two acts went through, although i thought the 2 asian lads were better in their first audition cos we didnt know what the surprise was. Go GIN she was brill!!!! 8)

The bloke on the keyboard was a joke..did ya see his “how to play keyboard” books :lol: he said ive practiced for 5 hours a day and star wars is ready…it was shyte!! felt…[Read more]

AHEM! and i quote “…A baby is a body part until its born.”

you did say it, read back a couple of pages its all there in black and white. Quite shocking isnt, even you cant quite believe it.

well said bat :lol: :lol: i cant see what all the fuss is about either, people are moaning that 40s is dead, but its because the moaners dont use it that its become that way :roll: I dont know what they expect you to do about that! :? :lol:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

oi ya penisoner im proudly now 37… cheeky git lol

well im hame… wit a long slog, and im soberish lo; ot yesterday was the warm up roll on the day… lol
me n best m8 sillybilly

bloody hell! if he shaved his head he’d be the dead spit of minty from eastenders :shock: :)

you dont live anywhere near fastcars do ya? :shock:

@JulyLovesGraphics wrote:

Hi I am lonely too. But I think I will find a good friend through the new graphical chat.

well its a good job you found this other amazing site to chat on, youll need it now your account has been deleted off this one :wink: :lol: :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

Why is it that the people of this country aren’t allowed to smoke at their working place, in pubs or restaurants but the MP’s can smoke as much as they like in the Houses of Parliament? One would have thought that Parliament is also a place of work.

is this true?? I thought smoking in public…

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@JulyLovesGraphics wrote:

Hi my favorite website is http://socialbang.com
I just love the new graphical interface provided for the chat. It seems a starting of a whole new era of chating.

if its so great, what are you doing on here? :? :P

@Man in Beds wrote:

Why is it that the people of this country aren’t allowed to smoke at their working place, in pubs or restaurants but the MP’s can smoke as much as they like in the Houses of Parliament? One would have thought that Parliament is also a place of work.

is this true?? I thought smoking in public areas was banned altogether, you…[Read more]

@Man in Beds wrote:

Being a lurker and having a camera with me all the time paid off and I managed to get a little shot of pebbles doing her daily excercise routine.

http://www.heaven666.org/better-late-than-never-10040.php

It’s not the prettiest sight but still worth a look.

some people just cant handle rejection can they? :wink:

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@Bat wrote:

@vampyre wrote:

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bring back the old format.we didnt get thrown straight into lobby without seeing whos in first and 40s room has died a death.waaaaaaaaaah someone pls change it back does me eye s in and u have to have 2 windows open for screen to enlarge tyyyyyyyyyyy

Vamp you and I have had this discussion before…

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An effigy of Christ on the cross has been stolen from the cathedral in Liverpool. Just goes to show you – Scousers will even nick stuff that’s nailed down!

Whats black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.