Pebbles

when you booked your hol, 1st thing you did was make sure they had an internet connection didnt ya? :shock: :lol:

nah if he was in brighton doa would have got hold of him by now…hes deffo not there :P
sounds like hes on an oap seaside daytrip and the coach broke down so now hes got to stay over…its his idea of a holiday :lol: :lol:

jesus are you STILL here???

next time save money and stay at home :?

@Sir Actor wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

ffs pi.ss off and enjoy your holiday saddo!!! :wink: :P

:evil: You have no idea how acutely depressing it is for me to realize that you and I are from the same species.

let me get this straight YOU’RE on holiday right????? I was merely pointing out how sad you are for logging into this place while on your…[Read more]

Was my mates birthday today, I’d already asked her what she wanted and she said “Something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds”

I bought the fat cu.nt a set of scales

Inside every fat person is a thin person crying to get out – but you can usually shut the bast.ard up with biscuits

@sharongooner wrote:

daytime telly…. its surely enough to drive the unemployed back to work??!! :shock:

shaz were you looking for the ” what fooked you off” thread per chance? :lol:

and yeah as it happens i agree, daytime telly is shyte.

ffs pi.ss off and enjoy your holiday saddo!!! :wink: :P

@Sir Actor wrote:

I’m in Brighton on holiday and doing very well, thanks for asking.

you’re on holiday but still logging onto jc boards?? :shock: how weird.

@Sir Actor wrote:

Is who…?
I’ve listened to lots of great singers and I’m going for Gary Barlow. :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: are you gay?

shaz if you’re constipated try a few dried apricots…jeez thats one mistake i wont make again. I was happily wolfing some down as a snack, didnt realise they had an after effect… better than any laxative you’ll ever have! :shock: :P

@Sir Actor wrote:

And I’m thinking that the merest mention of your bottom will make Sword hard :wink:
He may be otherwise engaged when you finally make it.

another one who persistently mentions sword but claims hes being stalked by him :roll: You HATE it when hes not here to play with dontcha?? admit it!

are you gonna follow tradition here shaz and get pics of your broken bum up for us? :P

wonder how long its gonna take Doa to register chirpy chick? :lol:

how do you know the knifeman wasnt still lurking pete?

pi.ssed by any chance were ya shaz when you fell over? :lol:

look on the bright side, at least you can blag a good few weeks off work :wink:

@Pete wrote:

She’s still gonna regret it

At the end of the day its all about cost cutting. The plan is to replace a large number ambulances where staff work in pairs with rapid response cars where paramedics work alone. Their terms of employment state that when they are faced with a violent incident, they have to wait for back up, ie in this…[Read more]

simon cracked me up when he said about the escapologist…just drag him off :lol: :lol:

the jacko impersonator with the big conk was the best one i saw, i missed the start :twisted:

shuffle up fat bird coming through 8)

Read the original post. If she had gone against regulations, she would’ve probably been sacked or at the least suspended. So not only are you expecting her to lose her job, her career for disobeying orders, you also expect that she should risk her life. Its not in the job description im afraid. The regulations are in place for a very good…[Read more]