Pebbles

@candy wrote:

Definately enriched. Had some great shags too! :)

…and she virtually called me a sl.ut!!! Oh the irony :lol: exactly how many men have you porked from forum 3? :shock:

oh just shut up and vote :wink:

@(f)politics? wrote:

so thats whats on ur chin u dribbled :lol:

no, it was soggy cucumber.

you dont say :roll:

its ok actor, ive got (at least) one as well, its all the rage these days. Mine sent me a few illegible pm’s last night – im still trying to decipher them.

Knock knock.

Who’s there ?

Shannon Matthews.

Knock knock.

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock

Knock knock.

no its not a joke, he does have bulimia, he just forgets to throw up.

is this about that blue poo mary had? :P

seems that this person you keep “hearing” things from knows everything!!…so far im a fat dyke who – when im not stuffing my face – happily porks anything that moves (including myself it seems) Wow, im astounded by the level of accuracy! :o

has this “person” got next weeks lotto numbers as well?

so far 5 people think its demeaning….are any of these 5 men?? :-k

@peanut wrote:

Now now pebbles… don’t be like that, I know you so want me!! But sorry yvonne is the girl for me and from what i’ve been told you far to much of a fatso for even me :wink: :lol:

dont flatter yourself, i dont do fat dykes :wink:

wtf was what all about? :?

@peanut wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@bornfree41 wrote:

ur very sexy yvonne

:shock: lmfaooo you seriously got wet looking at that pic?? damn you really do need a good seeing to :lol:

FGS pebbles do you always have to be such a Biatch :shock:

yes i do fatty :wink:

a lad at work showed me a clip from a po.rn film that someone had sent to his phone. It was of a woman being taken from behind while at the same time the man held her head down a toilet and flushed it – if thats not demeaning, i dont know what is! :o :P

This prisoner escapes after 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and food, and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair and he ties the wife to the bed, and gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen,…[Read more]

A Scouser inadvertently goes into a gay bar for a beer. He sits at the bar supping his pint when one gay gentleman decides to chance his luck. He approaches the Scouser and whispers something into his ear, whereupon the Liverpudlian turns around in complete disgust and horror and proceeds to punch the living f.uck out of the homosexual, fist after…[Read more]

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

me me meeeeeee

^^^ thats how i know hes gay

The police interviewing of Karen Matthews: the only time you hope that a police investigation will end with a cover up.

What do a tightrope walker and a guy getting head from Karen Matthews have in common?

They’re both too afraid to look down.

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, “Morning.”

He replied, “No, just having a sh.it.”