pepsi

Evanescence

Bongos ? :shock:

 I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod. My shadow can do that much better.

@a certain sadness wrote:

an empty mind? :D

Probably someone who is good at delegating ! :evil:

Slugs

Parking meters ! Grrr!

Number 88. Cheese grater :shock:

Makes you wonder ….doesn’t it !

Well spotted about electricity Jen.

I’m guessing that 59 was fish fingers ?

:lol:

Surely anaesthetics should be in there too. :shock:

Forget the clothes peg and one or two others as well !
:shock:

@a certain sadness wrote:

Well said Pepsi.

I dont wish to be part of any community be it pats or JC. Lets just carry on and all type what we want and if people dont like it, tough.

Ps id better get on with the decorating, there are mirror tiles to be put on the ceiling :lol:

Laughing here a certain sadness. At the basic instinct mirrored tiles !…[Read more]

@anc wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@anc wrote:

How dare you talk about Wordsy like that! :lol:

You leave my misbehaving wobbly bits out of this anc!

Giggling here :lol:

I’m guessing that Wordsy also gets the wandering wobbly supermarket trolley too.

Anc ! :lol:

Isn’t it all about what you feel most comfortable with….

:)

@pepsi wrote:

I’m not surprised about that London Seagull…not surprised at all.

The one thing I noticed was that they all appeared to be very much the same ..identical in fact in their outlook and postings. Nothing wrong with that of course .. If that’s what you like …. the comfort of being with like minded posters.

In fact it appeared to me…

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Tis true Sceptical Guy !

Falling back on to the words of Shakespeare …Seven ages of man. We all slip back to eventual second childhood unless we are very very lucky !

The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose, and pouch on side,
His youthful hose well sav’d, a world too wide,
For his shrunk shank, and…[Read more]

I’m not surprised about that London Seagull…not surprised at all.

The one thing I noticed was that they all appeared to be very much the same ..identical in fact in their outlook and postings. Nothing wrong with that of course .. If that’s what you like …. the comfort of being with like minded posters.

In fact it appeared to me that unless…[Read more]

kent f OBE wrote:
:lol: Scep that made me giggle…I always thought men didn’t bother about things like getting their todgers out and doing the business :lol:
Going slightly off the thread..but reminding me of this toilet humour joke….
Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old,…[Read more]

:?:

Anc? :shock: :lol:

A construction worker walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, “All you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of idiots!” A sudden silence descends.

After a moment he asks “Anyone got a problem with that?” The silence lengthens.

He then chugs back another beer and growls, “And all you…[Read more]

For rogue….

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won’t see him. The barman looks down at him and says, “What’s the matter with you? Why are you…[Read more]

Today… I would put wobbly shopping trolleys in room 101

No matter how I try to avoid them…I always get the one that misbehaves !