Pete

I need glasses for reading i fork out £1 in the pound shop

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

My burglar alarm installer offering to make me a coffee…didn’t think workmen knew how :lol:

awww Jen your cup runneth over… you deserve it xxxxxxx

a bigger cup size might cure that

that is a great white lie

Another thread floundering you should stick soley to the point

flatulence

I already did i chose to ignore it :-$

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow

If at first you dont succeed ….give up

A friend in need is a f*cking nuisance

Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie

He who laughs last got the joke late

As one door shuts another one closes

Never seen em never had one have i missed anything ?

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Leaving for doctors in next 5 minutes…. gonna get some JC allergy tablets while im there

There’s no cure im afraid

I dont even know what randoms are ffs :?

You’ll do as the Doctor ordered young lady :evil:

I know it’s not Velvet 1 :wink:

Who’s Frankly then ? I’m confused now

@Velvet 1 wrote:

sulking… can you get pills to cure sulking i wonder

Ok so now i’m predictable [-(

He doesn’t bake cakes but he needs an excuse for the apron :wink:

@will wrote:

cage will be back.

bet ur ass on it.

you just got me thrown out of Ladbrokes ffs :evil:

Femi i dom ?
Fem Fresh ?

Just some suggestions :lol:

Naturally :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

The suns out Jen its a glorious day the customers are smiling but my god there aint half some ignorant ones!

again i was nowhere near Kentys shop

@jen_jen wrote:

, and the usual curmudgeons who wander out looking just as miserable as when they came in!

i wasnt anywhewre near the shop :?