Pete

fuck all makes me curse

@WooHoo wrote:

@tictax wrote:

rubbish ive watched u lot masurbate and u all go straight for the clit so dnt give me that hahaha
erm watched women masturbate in general not jen and poli

Can I ask where you go to watch them masturbate?.. :shock:

his living room with a DVD

Taxpayers have footed a £1 million compensation bill after almost 200 drug-addicted prisoners sued the Government, claiming that denying them a heroin substitute breached their human rights.

The prisoners claimed that their rights were infringed when they were deprived of methadone and had to go “cold turkey”.

A High Court test case invo…[Read more]

@brigitte wrote:

@Pete wrote:

You could send them to prison make them go cold turkey (which lets face it works) the they could sue the government and win :P

pml here pete, like there’s no heroin in prisons!!! Go in with smoking the odd spliff come out addicted to heroin. And……………..then the Gov puts you on a methadone programme to…

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petey poops ???…. how gay are you

@tictax wrote:

rubbish ive watched u lot masurbate and u all go straight for the clit so dnt give me that hahaha
erm women masturbate in general not jen and poli

Talk about digging a hole… the reply will be “we have to you men haven’t got a clue where it is” (or words to that effect)

@thin ice wrote:

@Pete wrote:

just wear this instead

pete you would look good with a tyre round your neck

on fire of course

you wanna try lighting it ?

It’s not kraft attempting to buy Cadburys that botheres me it’s Cadbury saying yes

I dunno a pork pie is quite nice

@will wrote:

ooooooh well here goes

15. melissa when shes on her period

classy

Like i said before if it’s you making up stories then you’d be the fool not me for believing you so what do i care either way.. so why not believe you

Do homeless people get knock knock jokes ?

You could send them to prison make them go cold turkey (which lets face it works) the they could sue the government and win :P

whats to stop the young rapscallions stealing someones jewlerry and sending them to these firms ?

just wear this instead

I know brigitte it sounded like an exam question :lol:

@brigitte wrote:

Little Willy gets chocolate confiscated from his lunch box on a daily basis. If he gets heart disease, type 2 diabetes, dental cavities, obesity, it isnt his parents fault, its my fault, because we get blamed for everything!!

discuss :lol:

More a melon :?

Stuff voting they’ll cock it up anyway