Pete

@Pete wrote:

ya should have seen how Sunderland thrashed Arsenal :lol:

ya can stop now :twisted: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

yeah yeah repetetive and boring

You’re ‘sounding’ more and more like Andrew.

@Pete wrote:

slovenias singer who gives a stuff about the song

Shes prob a he :lol: but i still would for a pound of grapes and a Mars bar !

@Pete wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Tell you something, if we men had periods we’d shrug it off and get on with the rest of the working day. That’s how things should be. Same with giving birth, from what I understand it’s a simple three step process.

The good news is youre young you can probably still run

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@Sword wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Peter if you don’t care on one post why then change your mind on another? Stupid twat comes to mind.

@Pete wrote:

I’m going for a who gives a toss :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Think Man Utd probably have edge and it should be a cracking game (or bloody boring) but i wont be watching it

That is what I am asking, not who you…

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@Pete wrote:

“In the beginning Matin[3] created the chat room and the msg boards. And they were without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Martin was moving over the face of the msg boards

Martin forms PB “from the dust of the ground…and PB became a living being.”[5] Martin sets the man in the msg boards…

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@Pete wrote:

Owe me as in be very afraid i owe you or be pleased or be embarrassed cause youve deliberately mis spelt and ive just twigged what ya on about :oops:

lol i was waonderin what u onaboot lol i ment to put i OWN U lol lmfao :oops:

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

PB said he wiZ an TALLYANO… his inlaws, i beleive then man.. as he’s JCs God lol

rite i can spell God ya numpty…!!! :oops: oh rite backwards DUHHHHHH lol like i walked into a bra lol

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Pete wrote:

thanks for your application pete, but can i have a few details about yourself please so that i can match you with someone appropriate?
:wink:

blue eye
all me own teeth (i keep them in a jar)
5ft 2″ except when sitting down then i’m 5ft 9″
doesnt suffer from premature ejaculation (I enjoy it)

@Pete wrote:

thanks for your application pete, but can i have a few details about yourself please so that i can match you with someone appropriate?
:wink:

@kevin wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Think Man Utd probably have edge and it should be a cracking game (or bloody boring) but i wont be watching it

what a tit

what a toucan

@Pete wrote:

Think Man Utd probably have edge and it should be a cracking game (or bloody boring) but i wont be watching it

what a tit

@Pete wrote:

i prefer semi colons to colons i think it’s the mix of the comma and full stop

They world would be a messy place without a colon :shock:

@Pete wrote:

Tis indeed a cow

Like our special lady.

Now i’m sorry but I am most certainly NOT cookoo and what you see isn’t an optical illusion.

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I aint religious but consider these two options

If you take Jesus as your saviour you’ll go to heaven if you dont you’ll go to hell for eternity with gnashing and wailing forever

or

you just die and thats it the end

if you take the first “option” and you’re wrong you’ll never know.. if you take the second one and…

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@Pete wrote:

I aint religious but consider these two options

If you take Jesus as your saviour you’ll go to heaven if you dont you’ll go to hell for eternity with gnashing and wailing forever

or

you just die and thats it the end

if you take the first “option” and you’re wrong you’ll never know.. if you take the second one and you’re wrong…

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@Lollipop wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I shall be attending K.A. meetings from now on
My name is Pete and i’m a kateaholic 8-[

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I guess I’ll be attending along with Cherry Bomb, Polythene Pam and who ever else has been accused.

I dont think Cherry Bomb has been accused….. want to tell us more?

Oh dear! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

I’ll just hide down a personhole

there is no place you can run to. there is no place to hide. the cameras are watching you. the police are watching you. you will be brought back and processed as a criminal. you will be a criminal for the rest of your life. the anti terror laws are designed to enslave you. there is no escape. you are a…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

this unbelievable but true……

Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics…

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing dodgy cheques
17 have directly/indirectly banhrupted…

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@Pete wrote:

Why dont you come see the sights :wink:

I’ve already seen the sights. Very nice they were too.