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I thought stilettos were a no, no.

Didn’t wanna take the M25… Good grief.

And the world would weep and history would hold you amongst the greatest villains by the time you’d finished your trip.

I bet you’d head back in a time machine to Victorian Holland and say, ‘Don’t paint, Mr Van Gogh! You’ll go mental and cut your ear off. Remember what I say! I can’t stay, I’ve got to go and tell Hendrix not to take any acid.’

@Cas wrote:

Leah Betts wasn’t an addict tho Pete, she was unlucky

Right on, Cas. I take back everything bad I ever said about you.

@Pete wrote:

I must copy and paste that to Leah Betts parents

Why? Are you going to ring Ayrton Senna’s family up and tell them driving fast is a stupid thing to do as well?

Who’s that HoneyBee chapette, anyway? I hope it’s one of those honey trap thingies.

‘Yes, madam. We at Sellek International Private Investigators did manage to arrange the covert operation you were interested in. However, not only did your significant other take the bait and engage the agent in, shall we say, extra curricular activities, he did…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Keith Moon

At least he went out blazing. At least his short life was spent living. I’d rather that than spend my puff not doing things out of fear, cowering away and feeling safe like some shell of a human being. Lesser human beings? How can not experiencing something make you more? Riddle me that. I’m supposed to be freeborn Briton…[Read more]

To be fair, I think Pete would have a point if there was a straight correlation along the lines of take drugs get addicted, but there isn’t. No more than it’s true everyone who has a beer becomes an alcoholic. It’s just dumb situation and hard luck that might lead you to some unintended and hairy consequences in each case. Therefore, people who…[Read more]

Seagulls are magnificently vicious, pitiless beasts. I like them. I especially like watching them nick fish suppers off fat girls. Priceless entertainment.

:lol:

Drugs are great. Anyone who doesn’t agree is a mardy pranny.

I’ve always liked hearing Janis sing Summertime. It’s a pity we haven’t really had the weather to do it justice this year.

An inspection of arse gravy. The man’s a deranged idiot.

Try this instead. A much more rewarding experience, I think you’ll find.

I suppose so. Just for the Joe Dolce, though, if anything.

Here you go. Don’t say I never do anything for you:

Ray Charles ~ Rainy Night in Georgia

It’s all gone a bit quiet, Pete. I think you’ve creeped people out a bit.

You mean Lee! Sorry, Pete, mardy boy. You’re a touch out of date. You can’t pin an international playboy like me down. I’m sure you’re very scary, though.

What an interesting thing to say. Where do I live?

How many times does Pete bawl about how unfair everything is and what a bunch of rotters everyone are every day?