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Cath, consider yourself banned from my thread. Don’t post on it again.

It is a corker.

@stephen1 wrote:

It’s funny how the world looks upon the destitute and impoverished of this world with suspicion, but actually thinks these wan-kers are making a contribution to the world by spending billions of dollars on what amounts to a giant toy. Not that I’m against it, really, but perspective is everything, isn’t it? Anyway, f-uck…

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Very drole. I’ll tell you what else booze is good for: Weekend Clique Wars ©. Which side will you be rooting for, Ms Gooner? Personally, I’m hoping for a better showing from the Pats/Fastcars led team. They’ve been very quiet recently but I’ve a feeling they’re keeping some powder dry for just the proper occasion. I notice the Sword/Dagger/Mims…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

Apparently, where one in six Germans would step in to prevent teenage vandalism, only one in four Brits would do the same…

That would make us more likely to intervene, surely. A round of applause for being braver than the Hun, everyone.

They certainly look like they’d curry nicely.

@sharongooner wrote:

Visit the locations in Scotland where Rob Roy was filmed, it looks awesome.

The Liam Neeson flick? Unusually for these things, I believe, it was actually mighty Caledonia that featured. Lots of similar productions are filmed in bog-trotting Ireland. A cruel twist indeed.

I think oily seagulls and poor injured foxy-woxies may do very well out of the new system but I fear the bins might not get emptied.

What a wit! You remind me very much of that four-eyed twit who is always snapping around. Is that who you are when you’re not being all self-important and a definite article, The Voice? It’s very impressive, by the way. I’m sure you’re very scary.

Just out of interest, which bit of the original post was it that you found pretentious? Was it the…[Read more]

@The Voice wrote:

fu/ck me the arsewipe’s still here. just play the fu/ckin song man without the pretentious shi/te.

Pretentious works chipperly for me. How’s pretending working out for you?

Talk of Killing Joke has put me in mind of Martin Glover aka Youth, who I consider one of Britain’s best ever musicians and, not least, producer of Yazz’s greatest hit Fine Time.

Do excuse me. I didn’t mean to leave the conversation so suddenly. It’s just I began to think about Dan Brown’s books and the horror overwhelmed me to the point of sudden unconsciousness.

To misquote the Boosh, my problem with him is what every right thinking person’s problem with him is: He is a bullshit muncher. Ridiculous plots heaped on top…[Read more]

Expand? Certainly. He’s rubbish.

Since it’s you, (f), mates rates and all that, that’ll be thirty-five quid, please. My lowest consultancy fee.

I don’t think emoticons are a big bother. They’re a result of the nature of the media, I reckon.

Speed is a factor. When sending telegrams, which were quick but paid for by the word or letter, people tended towards the very terse: COMING HOME FRIDAY STOP

A letter, which might not elicit a reply for days or weeks, both encouraged and rewarded a…[Read more]

Oh dear.

What a wit you are. To think that only took you half an hour to think up.

Here, what did you all think of the recent hippety hoppety, post mortem collaborations of Chant Down Babylon? I thought the flavour filled chapsters of The Ghetto Youths Crew did particularly well with Kinky Reggae. Also, I think Lauren Hill should’ve been mentioned in dispatches for Turn Your Lights Down Low.

That would’ve been the point, yes, you two bob, four eyed, charmless twit.

Cath, you old pranny. Revolution