pikey

:-s What’s it got to do with you?

Oh, by the way, Delboy, foolhardy means a display of reckless courage. Perhaps you meant plain old foolish. Unless, of course, you were a big enough wanker to believe that by posting on a message board you were showing how audaciously brave you are.

Oh, sorry, my mistake. :lol:

What are you doing cooking at this time of night? Have you hit on hard times and had to let some of your staff go, old girl? Crying shame. I had some fellow from the tax office ’round the other day presenting me the most enormous bill. I haven’t the funds to pay for this! I informed the rapscallion. I’ve overheads, dagnammit man. He tried to tell…[Read more]

@James Belfast wrote:

You should send that to Private Eye Pikey – needs a wider audience!! :D

:lol: I can’t claim any credit, Mr Belfast, or, indeed, infamy. It was purely flotsam, maybe jetsam, encountered during my carving of the gnarly electric teahopes.

However, fellow midget mirthmeisters, there is sad news. My innocence is crushed. Like a…[Read more]

:lol: Do try and stay calm, Betty. It’s just lurkers. Nefariously lurking. They’re like cyber troglodytes, afraid to come out into the light and post. Shy, timid creatures, really. They deserve our understanding and compassion.

:lol: Brilliant.

@James Belfast wrote:

http://www.finalsolution88.com/

Emma, do you think it is smart to show us Nazi propaganda in JC?

Incidentally, if anyone has viewed this site and found their interest piqued by the arse dribble therein regarding the holocaust, they might like to balance their view by perusing the Nizkor Project t’interweb pages.

@Matty wrote:

i was working saturday morning/afternoon , helping a mate out with his house.. so for me it was friday – friday saturday sunday

:lol: This is relativism of the most sordid type, you post-modernist swine!

1…2…3…4!

You want a part of me
You want the whole thing
You want to feel something more than I could ever bring
You want it badly
You want it tangled
I want to feel something more than I was strangled

I fell in love with the sweet sensation
I gave my heart to a simple chord
I gave my soul to a new religion
Whatever happened to…[Read more]

I disagree in the strongest possible terms to the Friday-Friday analogy. It’s just wrong thinking. Friday is about going to work first. Saturday is about all day. It’s a fundamental difference.

I’m with Ruby. It’s good sounds. Besides, rock ‘n’ roll is supposed to be nasty, dirty and not for the consumption of the Daily Mail reading public. I can’t stand squeaky clean acts. Balls to them.

@emmalush wrote:

When new labour broke out of the asylum in 1997, briton was £50,000,000 Billion good.

Some political commentators have guesstimated were upto £900,000,000 Billion down.

Atleast we still own 50% of Washington DC…

National debt is much like any other sort of debt. If you owe £30,000 and you earn £15,000 a year then it may be of…[Read more]

Indeed, Esme.

I’m afraid I haven’t the time to dally, though, Fester. In any case this thread is supposed to be a celebration of the return of our favourite colonial. I withdraw. I suggest you too tace atque abi.

It’s not your typing that’s letting you down, Fester old fruity. It’s your wits.

:lol: Keep editing, Fester. It’ll make sense soon if you try enough combinations.

:lol: Never mind, Esmeralda. Very pleased to make your acquaintance, dontchaknow.

Ah, Quasi. Right on cue.

Hallo, Esmeralda. Are you Fester’s girlfriend? :D

I do believe the poor old sod is broken. :lol:

Are you getting fruity, old chap? :wink:

Yes Manners, my dear fellow?