pikey

:lol: Panickstricken’s chipper.

(Okay, now some of this may sound stupid to some of you guys but I want you to hear me out. Now look, you know different people think about life in different ways. Lawyers think life is a big court room; Doctors probably thinks life is like a big operation; Bus drivers think life is…er…a big bus I guess. Who knows what the hell those guys…[Read more]

Not that fussed either way, really.

World Cup fever.

:-s Alright, alright. I only bought it for research purposes. And I’m sure the banning order from the local baths will be overturned as soon as people start to realise that.

Bugger. pipped by a big wig. Two and four, Soulie.

Three and four please, Carol. I mean, Soulie. :D

:D Fuck off, you smelly commoner. We don’t like your type ’round here.

:lol:

:D Yeah. The least I could do for old Smithers was give him a proper send off.

:lol: Oh alright, then. A bit of culture, you whore.

Nessun dorma! Nessun dorma!
Tu pure, o, Principessa,
nella tua fredda stanza,
guardi le stelle
che fremono d’amore
e di speranza.

Ma il mio mistero e chiuso in me,
il nome mio nessun sapra!
No, no, sulla tua bocca lo diro
quando la luce splendera!

Ed il mio bacio sciogliera il silenzio
che ti…[Read more]

:lol: That’s not the apocalypse, that’s the sound of Johnny Foreigners everywhere sobbing into their strange brews as they come to understand my faultless logic. We barely even need to turn up, let alone worry about young Master Rooney’s foot.

:D As an Irish fellow, while this is not entirely your fault, you won’t understand that God abhors gambling. But, being a Protestant, He does. If England win the cup, bookies up and down this great nation will be on their uppers. God will be delighted to see this and, as such, will ensure we win. I consider the matter proven.

:D

Where on earth are you from?
We’re from England
Where you come from
Do you put the kettle on?
Kick it
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Bonjour
Nah Nah Nah
Monsieur
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah
Nah Nah Nah Nah
We’re England
We’re gonna score one more than you
England!
Can…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

…conciousness enhancing chemicals…

:D PB is getting on message.

:-s Paperwork. Do you people have any idea of the amount of forms you are asked to fill in if you shoot your butler to win a good natured wager with an old chum? This country really is going to the dogs.

1. Brazil
2. Portugal
3. Australia
4. Ivory Coast

In the knockout rounds, does the result count after ninety minutes, extra time or penalties?

:-s I need a wee. You can be me for a bit, if you like, Tomster. Remember, though, with great power comes great responsibility.

Willy.

My good chum Liz and I have come down with World Cup fever. :D