pikey

A gentleman, Mr Amphibian, should never pass wind in mixed company. As a jolly jape in front of the egg-chasing company of the local rugger club, however, accidents may happen. In that case I believe the correct course of action is to cheerfully admit your faux pas, put your pants on your head and down your pint.

Best of luck with the loose sphincter.

I go out to work on Monday morning,
Tuesday I go off to honeymoon,
I’ll be back again before it’s time for sunnydown,
I’ll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon.
Bicycling on every Wednesday evening,
Thursday I go waltzing to the Zoo.
I come from London town,
I’m just an ordinary guy,
Fridays I go painting in the Louvre,
I’m bound to be proposing on a…[Read more]

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ’em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up…[Read more]

Pick a team to play at Wembley? I still maintain that he’s the only one to, or likely to, taste Ulrika’s fanny batter.

@rubyred wrote:

i just detest keyboard warriors ,pikey…honest ,soulie is a nice fella.a sensitive,intelligent fellow

I’m sure he is. I’ve never had the slightest bother with Mr Soulie and I consider him to be a stand up chap.

Whoah. Too trippy.

:-s Who said he wasn’t? I think Soulie’s great and I’d certainly shag him if I got the chance. If only to stop him nibbling my ear and whispering OCS lyrics to me.

:lol: Prolapse? Charmed, I’m sure.

Ah, granny pants, is it?

:-s I think I’ve had her.

:D Shag Ulrik-ka-ka-ka-kaaa.

:lol: Some looser than others.

:D And loose women. The endless stream of loose women.

This poll is rigged. Where is the yes, I certainly would marry for money option?

I am the embodiment of a cautionary tale in that respect. You see, I married for money. I mean yes, she was beautiful, funny and a sex maniac – but who can’t get girls like that anyway? No, when it comes down to it, I married her because she came from a long line of…[Read more]

@*Sian* wrote:

@TOPGUN wrote:

go to hell

I am already here! 8)

It’s true. ‘Tis known as Nottingham. :D

:lol: I s’pose not. Good to know you’re doing well. Tell t’other half ‘scene’.

What, like children who name themselves after wanky films from the eighties, you mean? :D

Never heard of either of you.

:lol: How come is it that I always seem to be left crying into my booze, chuntering lousy, cheating [insert name of country that we’ve just lost on penalties to] bastard fucking cheating wankers, then?

:lol: You mean you think there’s a chance we might be cheated out of a major tournament, Slayer? I thought that was our traditional exit…