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A marvellous result, I reckon. To kill him would have provided him with the martyrdom he so badly wanted.

:-s I’ll vote for whomsoever I want, ta very much.

:shock:

:D I would like to live again whilst being less witty, charming, urbane, sophisticated, clever, rich and rakishly handsome. Just to see how the other half lives.

I reckon that just proves that any system of law is better than none at all.

Not long now and they’ll be having fun murdering apostates, stoning women and passing death sentences on cartoonists and novelists.

Also, why do they need thirty-five games to decide who’s best? Couldn’t they just play best out of three?

Where are they going? Does playing snooker give you a weak bladder? Why can’t they just get on with it? Why are the BBC televising pub games? When will th shove ha’penny world championships be on?

:lol: Cheeky minx. I’ll have you know, dontchaknow, that I only drink the finest meths available to mankind – and never on a school night.

Don’t their mams want them in for their supper?

Who’s won Member I Would Most Like to Have Resting Their Balls on My Chin?

What categories did I win?

If SPOCOS is a figment of my repressed subconscious, he probably is gay.

More votes for me, please.

John Smiths is a luxury ale?

I do wish the boring bastards would get a fucking move on. I want to watch Have I Got News for You before I fall unconscious.

A Forum Host is only a Forum Host, but a good spliff is a smoke. with apologies to Rudyard Kipling

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Ludwig Wittgenstein

Chicken.

@rubyred wrote:

[im NOT NEVER EVER !! advocating we all rush out and buy drugs.

:D I am. It would do most of you lot some good, I reckon. Scaredy cats.

Good for you, Ruby.