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Pretty fucking cool, Giggles. The hunt must be now on for His nose. I suggest the world’s astronomers check left and down a bit on their telescopes. :D

:lol: Elephants? Cette larve est uncultured l’imbecile qui jette autour des references litteraires juste pour sembler intelligent quand il n’est rien de la sorte. Ce comportement est garanti pour me contrarier.

PB has fixed the accents! :lol:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

Just a wink from a pedant to another! :lol:

Excusez-moi, madame. Mon Français est très pauvre mais il a atteint son objectif. Cette larve est uncultured l’imbécile qui jette autour des références littéraires juste pour sembler intelligent quand il n’est rien de la sorte. Ce comportement est garanti pour me contr…[Read more]

Good on ’em I say. Psycho’s doing an ace job. Won a lot of friends so far, I think, City. I hope they finish as high as possible.

:lol: He who dares wins, Captain, he who dares wins, my old son. Bon nuit my old cock sparra. By this time next year you’ll be a millionaire.

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Isn’t it a shame… when a noticeable (and well respected) intelligence bloats to such a degree as to diminish it’s own Character.. Alas.. the tragedy of Arrogance my Liege. Retreat ye to the corridors of a “cold companionable” Ivory Tower… This is after all – an Internet Chatsite! Not a playground for pompous…

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There aren’t any witches in Hamlet. Perhaps you mean MacBeth.

:lol: I always know I’ve gone too far when I get a scolding from Posh. I apologise without reservation for my woohoohoo. As I wrote, this seems to be a marvellous nook of JC, rarely visited by myself, and I have no desire to darken its approaches again with inconvenient history. Apart from anything else, much like second century Caledonia, the…[Read more]

@PP1 wrote:

And as for you BM and Pikey – I can only ask the question as posed by the quiz site, if you can do any better i challenge you to write a quiz and host it.

:lol: Woohoohoohoohoo. Get a load of her. I do believe it’s just like being back at school. If all you’re doing is cutting and pasting off a quiz site, why don’t you save yourself…[Read more]

@PP1 wrote:

Question 7 is:-

What was built to separate Scotland from England?

@minim wrote:

Hadrian’s Wall

I’m sorry, I’m bored. Whilst having a rare look through the nether regions of JC, I noticed this and my pedant’s alarm went off like a couple of banjos at a Cajun family get together.

When Hadrian’s Wall was built, there was no England…[Read more]

:-k :lol:

What the fuck would you know about it, you mentally corpulent tosser? We only miraculously started hearing about your love for Chelsea once they became successful. Before that it was all ooh the Premiership is shit, non league football is where it’s at or I support Brighton, not like you big league following sheep.

Utter rot. You’re the kind of…[Read more]

I reckon Leslie Grantham could get you off to a tee. I hear you have similar hobbies.

:lol: I can’t just be posting my pumpkin up on the boards for all the riff raff to see! Maybe after dark.

She needs to be more careful, she’s spilled her cherryade all down her front.

And let that be a lesson to you. :D

The disc brakes drag,
The chequered flag sweeps across the oil-slick track.
The young man’s home; dry as a bone.
His helmet off, he waves: the crowd waves back.
One lap victory roll. Gladiator soul.
The taker of the day in winning has to say,
Isn’t it grand to be playing to the stand,
Dead or alive?

The sunlight streaks through the curtain…[Read more]

Windy bus-stop. Click. Shop-window. Heel.
Shady gentleman. Fly-button. Feel.
In the underpass, the blind man stands.
With cold flute hands.
Symphony match-seller, breath out of time.
You can call me on another line.
Indian restaurants that curry my brain.
Newspaper warriors changing the names they advertise from the station stand.
With cold print…[Read more]

The minstrel in the gallery looked down upon the smiling faces.
He met the gazes, observed the spaces between the old men’s cackle.
He brewed a song of love and hatred, oblique suggestions and he waited.
He polarized the pumpkin-eaters, static-humming panel-beaters, freshly day-glow’d factory cheaters (salaried and collar-scrubbing).
He titillated…[Read more]