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Ethel Postlethwaite, for some reason she wasn’t aware of, was irresistibly drawn to the middle hot dog.

:D I quite fancy being an alcoholic. Ride a big motorbike, live in a caravan, buy a gun… chicks dig that shit.

STOP IT!

Lentil eating fules.

It’s the colours that stop you spotting it. It actually kinks both ways. The two small triangles have different gradients. One is 2/5 and one is 3/8. The total area for the shapes is 32. One 8×3 triangle, area 12, two L shaped pieces, total area 15, one 5×2 triangle, area 5. The area of the supposed big triangle is 0.5x13x5=32.5

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It’s because the two triangle shapes aren’t similar. The large hypotoneuse isn’t really a straight line.

:D I can. It should read: from whence comes this hole?

:lol: Didn’t we rake this over last year? Halloween may have been here since the year dot but there’s no way carving sodding pumpkins has.

Well, I reckon you have to be careful about making up your mind about something over whether it’s indigenous or imported. The whole way we celebrate Chrimbo is imported and so, more importantly, is rock’n’roll!

Take that line too far and we’d all be out killing sparrows at Easter and dancing like Morris men.

:lol: Good for you, Tomster. I’m not usually one for it, either. However, it was suggested that it might be a fun thing for me and the kids to do today. It lasted about quarter or an hour – they fucked off to watch DVDs and I was left scraping.

:x Fuck it. I’ve done a face as well.

:D Nice one, Robyn. In that case I’m nearly done. Time to let my artistic juices flow. I think, to illustrate the full horror of old All Saints’ Eve, my design may feature a montage of serial killers past and present….

:lol: Blue Peter my arse. I’m in more of a abandon the blighters with nan and go down the pub mood.

This thread needs a cleansing – and I’m the man to do it.

Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good,
They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home.
Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Saw Batman Begins on 29th September. What a brilliant film.

I saw Captain CamWank Returns this morning. Absolute rubbish. The plot is full of holes and one is left sympathising more with the bad guys by the end than the eponymous hero. The acting is feeble, our friendly neighbourhood Cap becoming more and more a caricature of…[Read more]

I heard SAW2 was going to be set on a cruise liner in the middle of the ocean.

Seasaw. :D

:lol: It’s between me and Manners. The rest of you lot have blown it and it’s not even November. :D

See? A complete inability to process logic and good taste. You Jamie Oliver loving culinary hun.

Did he do all his old classics?

Well said, Jagged. Do you know I never realised there were so many chicken oriental, radio rental, sick in the head people around until I read this thread.

Tomato ketchup is for children, for Bob Marley’s sakes! You’re supposed to have grown out of it when you hit puberty. I’d suggest counselling for you people.

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I watched Starship Troopers last night. An interesting commentary on the nature of fascism, I thought. However, a film needs more than that to work and as an action thriller, I didn’t really care who lived, died or got laid. 6/10