pikey

Why not just get yourself ’round there and give him a proper rimming? You know you want to… :D

That’s a shame. I was going to go for the virgin option.

I don’t know whether to be a good example or a horrible warning.

:-s You’re not starting on me again, are you? You’ll have to cut and paste it up, I’m only getting the log in screen for GMail…

[-X Tommy is becoming a fine young man. He has an enquiring mind, passion and energy. A formidable set of qualities.

:lol: Reminds me of the good old days. Where is Tommy, just lately? Is he on strike again over a vital point of principle?

I might have mistimed that.

Ah fuck off then, you drunk old cunt.

Watch the six of diamonds. Keep you eye on the six of diamonds. Watching? Good lad. No. No. Down. Keep watching the six of diamonds…

They are poor. I came up with Captain Cam Wank.

Did you fail to notice an apostrophe, Captain?

Who are you s’posed to have groped anyway? I’m afraid no one ever tells me any gossip. Might as well get it from the horse’s proverbial…

I thought you were ignoring him on account of his problems.

Bollocks. Talking to you is like showing a dog a card trick.

Go on then. Show me something I’ve posted that’s from somewhere else.

I only ever do it to you, Captain. It’s because you’re a twit.

:lol: Maybe I do.

Well I like getting a blow job while I’m having a shit. That never happens either.

Anyway, why spoil all the fun? If the painters are in then it’s time for the tradesman’s entrance. :D

That’s right, Lamberto. It’s handed down from the aristocratic, Italian side of my family. A homage to my mater’s grandfather, Lamberto Umberto Marco Pikeffero Borgia XIV. He was single handedly responsible for thwarting an evil Swiss attempt to annex Luigi’s Pizza of Trieste to the Confederacy in 1907, using only a side of Prosciutto di Parma to…[Read more]

@token_male wrote:

does the C word have to be used at all? lol im setting myself up for a barrage of abuse here but in my opinion its the worst word ever, used by people who mainly havent got the ability to think of other words, like someone losing in an argument is prone to say “whatever” because their intelligence wont let them think of something…

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