pikey

That’s very true, Andrea.

Lamberto.

I know your all just teasing but the Arts Corner has always been quite a supportive section, rather than a place one can expect the píss to be taken out of your work.

And all credit to MG for taking it in good humour, but that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a pretty easy and cheap shot – a bit like pointing out that Griff can’t even spell story.

Stop being so churlish. MG’s story looks like a lot of effort went into it. That should be applauded, not mocked. I haven’t noticed any Hemingways knocking around these parts.

I’m a weeping willow. It left out the athlete’s foot and fondness for picking bogies.

Are you Ray Mears? :-s

:-s What happened to Volition and Vanquished?

Everyone else fell dead, didn’t they? It’s usually just horses I bet on in the National that die during the race…

@Captain CW wrote:

Slapper.

Bet you wouldn’t say that in front of her boyfriend. You slimey, limp-wristed, cowardly, women hating little twit. :D

:lol: Ah, the sacrifices of parenthood, eh? In that case you should be applauded, lauded and given a shiny medal for your selflessness. I’d just bin ’em. You Caledonians are made of strong stuff.

Squeezy, I love you dearly, but I can’t believe they let you keep your children.

Roast Beef Monster Munch? What? Everyone knows that, if Monster Munch are to be consumed, then you should obviously plump for the Flamin’ Hot flavour. Any other choice and I immediately start to think people are sick in the head and not to be trusted.

@angel* wrote:

@Giggles wrote:

@Grim Reaper wrote:

Wheat crunchies. smokey bacon flav………

mmmmmm :P :P :P

Ditto!

That’s wrong and evil on so many levels. You should be thoroughly ashamed and ashen faced, the lot of you. I’ve never read such wrong mindedness in all my life. How do you people live with yourselves?

Spicey Tomato Wheat…[Read more]

Is Runway on strike as well? I’m in as well, then. Free the Antipodean one!

Edited in order to join up for the struggle.

But, then again, our fourth placed team last year won the whole shooting match. In England there’s always one overachiever each year … Ipswich were the classic case. The sign of a healthy league, I think. Man City for me this year. In Scotland it’s once every twenty years or so…

Everton have gone backwards this year, no doubt. England’s up…[Read more]

:( I miss Craig Burley.

@geordiebird wrote:

yes we are lol
he keeps me in a little estate up the rd so i dont cause any damage :lol: :lol:

My daddy got me a little estate when I was young as well. Paperbridge, it’s called. Somerset, nine bedrooms, twenty three acres, a butler, two maids, a housekeeper, gamekeeper, gardner, French chef, his assistant and a pastry…[Read more]

Write inane posts on message boards. :D

For instance, I was late to my brekkers today since when out shopping for a can of tomatoes I noticed a jogger chap had dropped his wallet. Now, being a community minded sort of fellow, I gave chase to return said wallet. Just my luck, it turned out I was chasing middle distance superstar Ivan Heshko. It…[Read more]

:lol: That link is a brilliant bit of urban lore.

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray chicago mornin’
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto
And his mama cries
’cause if there’s one thing that she don’t need
It’s another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto

People, don’t you understand
The child needs a helping hand
Or he’ll grow to be an angry young man some day
Take a look at you and me…[Read more]

:lol: Are you trying to tell me that Reading was just the slum bit?

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

So pikey, you were in Reading aka Henley on Thames?! :?
You missed Oxford Rd then! :lol:

:D No, I don’t think so. I went through the large slum area, down a bit of country road and then arrived at Henley…