• Bad Manners replied to the topic rangers in the board The locker room 20 years, 11 months ago

    @pikey wrote:

    But, then again, our fourth placed team last year won the whole shooting match. In England there’s always one overachiever each year … Ipswich were the classic case. The sign of a healthy league, I think. Man City for me this year. In Scotland it’s once every twenty years or so…

    Everton have gone backwards this year, no doubt.…

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  • Dagger replied to the topic i have in the board Off topic chat 20 years, 11 months ago

    @pikey wrote:

    I had one that died of an anal abscess once.

    this pair will have no vetinary help life is their trill or not

  • @pikey wrote:

    Oh good grief. Sweaties queuing ’round the block to take the píss.

    I thought Ireland played out of their skins. They were everywhere and gave no one any time on the ball at all. Heroic performances all ’round. Part of any game is purely physical and, despite being obviously superior athletes, England failed to match that sheer…

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  • Dirty.Davros replied to the topic has SiMoN in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    Who gave him this picture? You b*stards. I’m going to report you to the FAA, the CIA, the FBI, PB, DCFC, the RAF, MI5 and the Tweenies! I’ll make sure you never ruin anyone’s life again by putting up their photies without permission. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? You’re all nearly as Evil as Bert. And that’s very evil. I hope you…

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  • @pikey wrote:

    :lol: I thought Reality was cool. My only listed vice was being cleverer than you lot! An obvious man of class and judgement. I won’t have a word said against him.

    pfft, hes a little knob-squirt pikey and u know it :)

  • hugh mungus replied to the topic ELECTRIC SHOCK! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    Well he’s a definite article, if that’s what you mean. Couldn’t do without the chap. Might have to start typing for myself soon, though. He’s a whizz at dictation but he wants the night off to go and see his ‘Soho’ friends…

    cool, he might *bump* into simon while hes there then? lol

  • PATS replied to the topic ELECTRIC SHOCK! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    get a meter fitted

    How frightfully common. Couldn’t you just get the butler to keep his eye on the bills and the thermostat, like Evans does for me?

    :-k not THE evans???

  • hugh mungus replied to the topic ELECTRIC SHOCK! in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    @PATS wrote:

    get a meter fitted

    How frightfully common. Couldn’t you just get the butler to keep his eye on the bills and the thermostat, like Evans does for me?

    yes quite old chap, what on earth would the royals thing when they visited? (they have time to visit me now the TV series is over)

    :D :D :D

  • Cordy replied to the topic ? in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    :lol: That’s why I like you, Runway. That’s why I like you. You ain’t the sort of girl to throw a Frenchie compliment back in a chap’s face like some other types ’round ‘ere.

    Je t’adore chérie … Now will you stop moaning? :lol:
    French letters :lol: Sian ( Or welly boots as some people in these parts call them )

  • Cordy replied to the topic ? in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    :lol: Hello, Cords.

    Bonjour Pikey :P

  • Cordy replied to the topic ? in the board Off topic chat 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    I’ve come over all John Tickle. Here’s one for you: If you put some ice into a glass then fill said glass to the very brim, will the glass overflow when the ice melts?

    If you don’t drink from it before the ice melts, then yes.

  • Bad Manners replied to the topic Fantasy Footy in the board The locker room 21 years ago

    @pikey wrote:

    Excellent. The more people who enter, the more glory for me when I win again.

    :-$

  • @pikey wrote:

    Oooh oooh, I know! An entire anthropology section! How cool would that be? Imagine the topics: Science, Religion and Magic, where do you see the boundaries? or Cargo Cults, chaotic, isolated incidents or a template for the future? Eh? Eh? Fantastic stuff. How about de Saussure, does language define us? or Is Chomsky a div? Eh?…

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  • @pikey wrote:

    :lol: I’ve always wanted an etymology thread.

    Good idea, I like creepy crawly things, (except for Geoff). :P

  • @pikey wrote:

    F*ck me, I just split an infinitive. I feel dirty and ashamed. I’m going for a thorough scrubbing in a cold bath and thence to bed. I hope you can all forgive me.

    :roll: It will take some doing….but we might just be able to….. :roll: :lol:

  • Dirty.Davros replied to the topic RANGERS fc in the board The Locker Room 21 years, 1 month ago

    @pikey wrote:

    Now, I’ve no love for the Hun. However, all you bhoys should feck off back to Padlandia, where you belong, and support Shamrock Rovers whilst eating some colcannon and listening to some fiddle, or other such shyte. Glasgow and Edinburgh were respectable places before you lot turned up and ruined them. There’s no green in the mighty…

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  • Soulie replied to the topic most annoying person in the board Polls 21 years, 3 months ago

    @foxy whispz wrote:

    @pikey wrote:

    I voted Justin. What a goon.

    i voted same pikey , i mean he is so annoyin :lol:

    mwahh soulie :wink: xooxo

    you gotta beleive it if you see it… wipes the floor with the rest of them

  • foxy whispz replied to the topic most annoying person in the board Polls 21 years, 3 months ago

    @pikey wrote:

    I voted Justin. What a goon.

    i voted same pikey , i mean he is so annoyin :lol:

    mwaaaaaaaah soulie :wink: xooxo

  • @blonde/blue wrote:

    @pikey wrote:

    Spot on, you evil, untrustworthy lady of the night.

    Your turn.

    :lol: :lol:

    You say you wander your own land
    But when I think about it
    I don’t see how you can
    You’re aching, you’re breaking

  • @pikey wrote:

    Spot on, you evil, untrustworthy lady of the night.

    Your turn.

    :lol: :lol:

    You say you wander your own land
    But when I think about it
    I don’t see how you can
    You’re aching, you’re breaking