[Racquel]

@paddypower69 wrote:

the whole lot of you just shut the hell up, ok…. :x :x :x

Go back to your room little boy, your playing with the big kids now :twisted: :wink:

[Racquel]

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[Racquel]

@panickstricken wrote:

All I want for Christmas is…..

1. A job as an MP or in a ladies underwear department.
2. A nuclear device to force favours from the Prime Minister.
3. Lots of lovely nude ladies to go to the cinema with.
4. A black and white pony and some polo mints, or a badger.
5. Some trees for my garden.
6. Some writing paper to write down details of Unfortunate Incidents.
7. A pen, obviously.
8. A garden for my trees.
9. A car that goes at a thousand miles an hour and uses stones instead of petrol.
10. A hundred pairs of socks – one for every day of the year.

p.s. I have been a good boy this year, if you don’t count the Unfortunate Incident in the old folks home with the vaccum cleaner and the other Unfortunate Incident with the young lady in the Easter Bunny outfit in Selfridges and that was her fault cos she shouldn’t have bent over to give that little girl an egg when her mum was there and could have easily taken it for her. I have had no Unfortunate Incidents worthy of note for nearly 5 weeks, well none that have involved police or social workers.

lmao :lol:

[Racquel]

@oss wrote:

Good night all i am off for a bath then i am off out for a few drinks in Nicosia.

Have fun all and thanx for the laffs this afternoon :lol:

night oss have a nice night hun xx

[Racquel]

@oss wrote:

The kitchen table is cleared apart from 2 glasses of wine and some ice cubes :wink:

Mmmm bring on the bubbly!!! :lol:

[Racquel]

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Oooo now it makes sense :wink:

[Racquel]

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

Me?? :shock: :lol:

Pmsl hehehehehe – well i wasn’t talking to the kitchen table, mmmm no there is an idea :wink: :lol:

mmmmmm what a good idea… :wink:

Should i clear the ktchen table now or later :P :wink:

Make it now, you know i hate waiting…. :wink:

OR AT LEAST YOU DO NOW 8)

[Racquel]

So thats what it was!!! :shock: :D

I thought i had been biten or something :wink:

[Racquel]

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

@oss wrote:

Rainnyroos darlin it aint an auction and besides darlin, i am sure your personality alone is worth more than 36p and a mould sweet :wink:

and Racquel darlin, it takes alot more than a lil line to upset my magnificent happy go lucky sense of humour :lol: :wink: but if ya want you can make it up to me :P

You already know what i want :wink:

Your just teasing me :lol:

and Sian i aint ya bloody receptionist ffs :lol:

I know I am soooo cruel arent I :lol:

I think i am gonna be come a monk and live in a monastery away from all the orrible nasty women :lol: :lol:

Ouch!! no need to get personal :lol:

[Racquel]

@oss wrote:

@racquel wrote:

Me?? :shock: :lol:

Pmsl hehehehehe – well i wasn’t talking to the kitchen table, mmmm no there is an idea :wink: :lol:

mmmmmm what a good idea… :wink:

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