Rainbowbrite

Yup its fake:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/rash.asp

However this one is not… (warning, not nice images!) You have been warned!

http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp

makes me want to chop off my breasts :shock:

Disturbing. :x

Going oop north to the mighty sheffers!! Going to a house warming party.

I got mine from next directory.

Looks more upmarket. 8)

Careful or i will jump on yer…(all in the name of keeping Mr Birdseye at bay…) He is a dog on heat. :shock:

:roll: Stop whinging at the punters for their pics then!

Gawd sake.

F*kin kids, think they know everything. :roll:

…and where is your pic then C’ptn Birdseye???

*rubs thighs at cordy* =P~

@Captain Charisma wrote:

hey stainey lookin well bro :D
nice rack u have there also :D
fancy a bed wreckin exercise :twisted: :D

Nice rack? What roof rack on my car? :? :lol:

By the way its sis…unless i have had an op to make me kevin and not kirstie… :roll:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Bet you would have a job climbing into it tho…seeing as you are vertically challenged 8)

excuse me im not vertically challenged in the trouser department however [-( :D

Taller than you is it?…i can sense a porky pie! :wink:

Most recent one of me.

Bet you would have a job climbing into it tho…seeing as you are vertically challenged 8)

My new bed 8)

@Kate wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

What about your name….let me guess..its not Kate is it? :lol:

No its not, its Jayne. :D

…and my right arm is called shirley!

@dee wrote:

this ones been done before but what the hell………..I’m dee, but you can call me D for short :lol:

yer f00kin joking! I had you down as a penelope or a audrey, no really!! Although i am sure i’ve met yer before, oop north in some seedy bar.. well no that were 2 ol ladies dressed as cowboys and i was very drunk!! :D I have to stop…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

The dead dog is a much better pic.

Thank you rainny for sorting it out lol :lol:

I dont have to close my eyes now. :D

Anything else you need sorting my dear? 8)

Like Jim’ll fix it but Rainny’ll fix it…jingle jangle…now then now then. :wink:

What about this one:

Dick Cheney rushes into the President’s daily briefing

“More bad news, Mr President, we’ve just heard that 3 Brazilian soldiers
have been killed by terrorists”

“Oh my God!” cries Bush, thrusting his head into his hands

The room is filled will a chilling silence before Bush eventually looks
up and asks

“How many is a brazilian?” :D

@Captain Charisma wrote:

@mystery_girl wrote:

i want 1 now am jealous oiiiiiiiiiii captain gimmie 1

u want 1 :lol:
wot u after then misery guts :D

:lol: :lol: f00kin brilliant…thank god i had finished eating or it would be ejecting itself out of my nostrils or backside. :lol:

If i have the funds. I need a trip oop north again :D

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Apparently it has an ‘autotext’ feature to facilitate one handed typing.

Big wows then. I’ll wait for the paperback edition.

Still i am sure most men will find the idea quite entertaining.