Rainbowbrite

Oh my goodness captain cr’ap. Your imagination is shocking.

I was talking to the children about our skeleton today at tea time and Oliver 4 1/2 pipes up:

*sighs* “it would be so much more fun if we did not have bones. We would be a wobbly jelly”

“i’ve always wanted to be a jelly fish”

He puts his hands in his face and looks really down beat.

I was just shocked! :lol:

Well i find it amusing, i work with kids so i get em daily.

I have one child who is brilliant at spelling if you give her a word and break it down. There is one little girl whos name she just cannot pronounciate.

Veronica.

She calls her Kerronica :? :lol: :lol:

She says to me today: “where is keronnicas box?” (they have lil wodden boxes for…[Read more]

Night all you bunch of munters. :lol:

Changed my password too.

So whats the free one sianny??

It cra’pped up on me.

@angel1 wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

It is. Herpes is the Greek god of loneliness. One of the lesser known Greek gods, but luckily I carry about a book with a list of the lesser known Greek gods in my pocket. I knew it would come in handy one day.

do u know who the greek god of w**kers is then???

He must have a powerful right hand.

The last b/f took it with him when we split up. Had a home vid which we made but i taped over it. :lol:

The closest i have is the Ann summers cataloge, which frankly is on the minus scale. :roll: :x

Had the same accident GB n Squeezy..

Vasaline helps to stop it girls…. but i tell ya i had a fight to sort it. He would not let me go near him again pml…

Sucking, sucks…the b/f says blowing is better. 8)

I liked the last one.

Looks like they had a humour transpant. :?

@Jooly wrote:

Fanny Barks (map)
30.0 miles

Slag Hill (map)
30.7 miles

Lady’s Hole (map)
40.0 miles

well i say!!

:lol: :lol:

@lilmissnaughty wrote:

Sianny….you can’t live very far from me :shock:

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
36.4 miles

You are having a giraffe!! :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

Shatton Moor (map)
35.3 miles

Dirty Gutter (map)
35.9 miles

Those have me in stitches :lol: Imagine having to tell a taxi driver where you live….

Oh can you take me to ..err dirty gutter please…. :wink:

Whos herpes? :?

ill reward any of you with free oral if you like :wink:

*takes him up on that offer*

Someones trying to fill oss’ shoes…doing quite nicely actually!

annoyance factor high but you cant help but go awww…. :lol:

Rainny in 8)

Whatever you do Tommy….dont mention the war! :wink:

@Catz wrote:

I must be out of touch … where did he appear from? :?

Oss’ replacement! :lol: :lol:

(actually not far from the truth…oss introduced him)

probably know this already but i dont really care looking thru 4 pages of sh’it.