Rainbowbrite

You’re obviously richer than me then!

That means you might have to give us a free lap dance Hermy. :wink:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

So will I……… :wink: :lol:

I think she lives near me doon sooth in numpty land. Therefore i bagsy first lap dance and get to stuff me tenners down her knickers.

John Terry is a family man now he has twins to look after and support. Behaviour such as this which gets him into the press is not exactly father figure is it? Top footballers are role models for thousands of youngsters and should really know better.

Gooner…. your house is a lap dancing club each weekend… i’ll PM you for the addy later :wink:

Not as cool as our Matty! 8)

I’m touched. :lol:

Hello Tad… 8) *gufaww* haven’t i seen you elsewhere… :lol:

Isn’t becks too busy with that Jake Gyllenhal guy…. something about warming his bed up.

@ugo wrote:

I think Martin should add to these boards , another forum in which to be able to post stuff like this & or anything else of interest , then you have to register & pay a small fee for the pleasure.

It’s called Ebay.

@ugo wrote:

anyone who joined/payed who does`nt cohere to the rules gets banned instantly .

Goodbye Ugo!

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@ugo wrote:

however this one is 12 inches high .
cheers.

More than what you’re used to seeing tho eh?

Your HSMP Assessment Results
Based on the answers you have given, you have achieved the following points –

Age:
10 points for being aged 28 or 29.
Education:
30 points for a UK equivalent Bachelors Degree.

Earnings:
45 points for your income in country code B.
UK Experience:
5 points claimed for having a UK Degree.
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Hermy…step away from the keyboard….. and find the nearest dark room to lay down in! :D

I guess you can count yourself on that list then Ugo.

Oh super and douper thanks Kriss :)

I trust all is well in your far off land… 8)

@Jo xxx wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

:oops: :lol:

Um..!

Thats for me to know…and for you to watch your letter box for an invite!

When will you post something through my box…? :D

*slaps bum*

Why of course….! I can put something thru your other box while we wait eh? :wink:

@sunny wrote:

I want to marry him have his babbies and take care of him with slippers pipe and plenty of TLC 8)

Failing that il string the c00nt up by his b0ll0cks till he pleads for mercy lol :wink: :twisted:

I’ll provide the gaffer tape… stick it on…rip it off and i’ll video it all for you.

Put it on You Tube and we shall be zillionaires.

PATS…. she also had a Y on the end…. Kriss…y!

Ringing any louder bells?

Thanks Ugo…i’ll try and remember that when i have my next coughing fit.

634 times now!

I didn’t vote for that one – honest 8)

*i’m not his wife either.

:oops: :lol:

Um..!

Thats for me to know…and for you to watch your letter box for an invite!

Lil ol me remembers too. 8)

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i also have another friend, who would’nt be where he is now if it was’nt for just chat, and he does’nt even know what just chat is (work that one out) its changed his life for sure. he has moved from his family town to somewhere completely new and different, got a better job for it and is really enjoying life because…

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