Rainbowbrite

See you in…say….. five minutes then UGO.

How long ago did he have this hissy fit and flounce off?

He will be back, i’ll wait til Heartbeat or The Royal has finished.

Can you repeat what happened for me, i seem to have missed something happening.

If it isn’t interesting or turns out to be false, dont bother.

Aye, i had noticed. The load of piffle which he churns out could power a small african nation for three years if you threw the hot air into a generator.

Lovely to know you are still so obsessed with my post count Ugo.

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

KEY:

“Pillicock”= Ugo

Oh now thats a classic quote if ever i saw one.

A pillicock.

Viagra?

Continuing on from being a “pillock” he is also a “tosser”

A Pillock tosser.

If you would be kind enough to re read that first paragraph you will find the answer.

But i think you would really like the response such as “I don’t think any bloke minds watching a bit of girl on girl action now and again.” Would you?

Your fantasies should be left to your own bedroom Smiley.

Welcome to the boards, looks like you have mastered it well!

:D

I send them to female single friends also, just to let them know that someone out there loves them! I never tell them its me however…. but i do love them in a “girlie” way. Without them i would not have got through the tough times i have had.

As for men, i have had a card already. it said do not open til the 14th. Sod that for a laugh. I have…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

hmmmmmm someones been sniffing round my space :wink:

If they have then they are either colourblind…

or

They are on my friends list. I have set my profile to private for weeks now.

Oh dear Ugo… five more votes….

@sharongooner wrote:

Come on im nosy, a few more yesses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your wish is my command…

….i prefer to pick fleas, Goonie. :lol:

There was one single and one of me and two mates.

It was before i found a use for razors however. :oops:

I have a pink drag race car?

Hmm… you have too much time on your hands. Re check your facts DOA.

Bring the werthers originals and denture grip. :wink:

H is for harriet

Xenon

Where did guildford come from newcastle :shock: :?

Hmmm…

Doncaster