Reason

If it doesn’t stick in your throat it wont stick in your ar/se :-

kin hell

slush

@sarah_1 wrote:

Why do cows have horns ?

Beats a bell i suppose :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Why do small children like to lick the window of my shop? :shock:

Must ask the window cleaner what’s in that spray he uses…..

That really must be a pane :-

Havin a cuppa and a cig before bed

*contemplates a log* :shock:

clash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52bh36j023Y

bloomers 8-[

Bee

I dare say he could scrape by on the money he makes from football :?

ticket

I have a well behaved dog,only things it tries to kill are cats :shock:

Could it not be that the women who have affairs are better liars than men who have affairs?

Story

pffffttt :)

Sorry for lowering the tone but ……

is it just me or does the name of the Whale sound rude? :oops:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Can men join :lol:

As long as ya got some dungarees :shock:

@GAZLAN wrote:

This Icke appears to have some very peculiar theories which, in my opinion….warrant further indepth study….Of course, i realise that for many of you lot here, the highlight of life is no more than waiting for take-away to be delivered or sowing hubby`s socks but, occasionally, just occasionally try and break free from the obvious…

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A thankyou :D