rogue trader

coathanger as kindly employed me to do the graphics
all in the pic are members of jc
guess whos who?

oh yeh I forgot about her :shock:
if you are reading this Vicky I was only er messing about like :oops:
just checking flight times now luv xxxx

come on camel blue
you can do it xxxx

p,s
cats cant fly in space.

aww bless kenty ty honeypeach
but im not moaning I don’t want sympathy
I just need lurve baby xx

tosses coathanger to one side
get out!!
how dare you cast aspersions to the folk on the good ship jc
right wehere was I,oh yeh
useless info
thought of a few more

in a study of 200,000 ostriches,over 80 years
nobody has ever reported where an ostrich has buried its head in the sand.

a crocodile cant stick its tongue out.

in the county of Norfolk…[Read more]

ha ha ha,love it here me
im here all week :lol:

lol how many of you tried to lick your elbow,im tantalisingl close,ive got a long tongue some ppl say lol but nah ive give up.

:D wecome back coathanger.

mam ive gone blind was that really anc 8)

forgot to say
these things I say are true
read the racing results from yesterday its uncanny but true
so even if your not a gambler
just stick a quid on jubilant queen
you never know.?

you said it was going to be a girl cath :)
anyway nice one babies and that
but a weird thing about this
I was lurking in the bookies last night about 8,30ish
and we heard the news,like we gave a toss
but every cloud as a silver lining
I spotted at the 8,40,there was a horse called king William running
im thinking yeh its gotta win
im just banging…[Read more]

@sceptical guy wrote:

Cosy,

I understand your dogspeak, and I’m happy to expertly slide a hypodermic needle into your vein to end it all. There’ll be a tear in my eye falling on you when you lick my hand, and I’ll just smile and say – “I’m so sorry”.

As you feel the cool liquid begin to course through your body, and get very, very sleepy very…

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brought a tear to my eye that did.

of course one musnt forget another peculiar form of bulling
which generally afflicts people in the 40/50 age group
i think the term is
keyboard gangsteritis.

:D

shut up or i will set my mates on you
now give me your pocket money
or i will thump you in the ear
and throw your cap in a puddle.

nowt skep
but surely we have got better things than sir andy murray to chat about
ooops did i type “sir”
oh yeh i did
her madge was watching it on the hrh plasma
sent him a e mail did her corginess did yeh man
new years honours list
sir andrew murray
watch this space
the scots always look after each other
and the germans

and the greeks,

oh shut up skep yer auld tart.

REASON,wot duz pleb mean,soz im a bit fick innit.