rubyred

@rubyred wrote:

so your daughters called ” I am ,I said ” … sheest thats unusual :)

Nooooooooooooooooooo
but I have called her worse

@rubyred wrote:

can I borrow the vespa scooter,so i can go further afield in my hunt the jehovah !

jehovah-hunting ain’t as easy as it looks rubes. You have to stealthily stalk their watering holes, then follow the tracks to the savannah lands where they generally habitate.

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@rubyred wrote:

I love diana ross and supremes too cath,,”remember me ” being all time fave.

for rubes xxxxx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JWhZs1MGOA&feature=related

@rubyred wrote:

eye of newt and Frog of spawn !
is she ? ,are they? another ONE.?
alas fair Maidens,never Fear. one for all,and all
right here:
a kiss,alas my maidens versooth.
and heres the latest wisdom tooth !
a night,perchance to dream,and fret.
Tis only the eejits on the internet

X

@rubyred wrote:

erm cheers,,i preferred the anita dobson ” anyone can fall in love” version LOL

I liked the bit about diving through pats earrrings and looking up dawns skirt!

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

I dont even understand the question,,never mind the answer ! ?

/grabs rubes away from the room, waddles together to hardcore section, then chill out then indi!

oh thank fook,,, i have NO clue what these new breed of forum 3’ers are going on about !

they dont join in ,its all very insular and attention seeking !

@rubyred wrote:

bovvered ! … I canny be a glam kitten and a pundit too ! ;)

bless ya lol :lol: at least you got the Scottish bit right and didnt confuse it with the champions league or anything!

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

The thing is Pip I was serious !! To get into pub,one has to go through door underneath the Big Screen. Id forgotten there was a football game on. The cheers were deafening ! I kinda worried id been up to no good the weekend before ! I was wide eyed with a combination on fear and Birthday Excitement. It was…

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@rubyred wrote:

The thing is Pip I was serious !! To get into pub,one has to go through door underneath the Big Screen. Id forgotten there was a football game on. The cheers were deafening ! I kinda worried id been up to no good the weekend before ! I was wide eyed with a combination on fear and Birthday Excitement. It was Celtic lifting the…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

No bad. Ya no Tennyson though.

aye no bad flower,,i walked in pub tonight to a mass of cheers ..! the big screen was behind me. I was all stuttery and said ” fook sake i thought this was a surprise bithday perty” LOL..

and i dont wanna be Alfred Lord fecking Tennyson !

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@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@Sword wrote:

I can answer that one… never.

When are you going to stop being a bike? Never 8)
When will your kids know who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you find out who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you stop sponging off the state? Never 8)
When will you stop blowing strangers and posting…

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@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@Sword wrote:

I can answer that one… never.

When are you going to stop being a bike? Never 8)
When will your kids know who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you find out who their dads are? Never 8)
When will you stop sponging off the state? Never 8)
When will you stop blowing strangers and posting images? Never…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

The day I answer your ‘council estate’ questions Sian is the day I give up making you look like an idiot.

LOL you look proper stupid now mucker.. you cant even answer a simple question !

and i think Miss sian is reversing the role.

/anyone for a game of “spot the loony” ??

hilarious really but damm…

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@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

The day I answer your ‘council estate’ questions Sian is the day I give up making you look like an idiot.

LOL you look proper stupid now mucker.. you cant even answer a simple question !

and i think Miss sian is reversing the role.

/anyone for a game of “spot the loony” ??

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@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

Is that before or after you’ve had two bottles too much? No sorry silly question, you wake up comatosed… metaphorically speaking.

do i ?? god dammit i knew i felt a rummage in my bed last night,was blaming it on my antz !

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@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

indeed ,,and its been proven SHE does :)

wholemeal lurker !

Anything can be proven from the bottom of a whisky bottle.

oh yum yum i WISH.. and it can be proven by her sister who is loopy and cant even look after her own kids :) maybe give her sister some whisky,as the poor woman cant cope…

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@*Sian wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

what about my antz !! i cant get one of thhose wall things that send a signal,as i have birds in house ( feathered) ..I dont fear the wee jobbies,,its just the thought o them lurking about !

/lurk lurk…oh theres another one HI veronica/jigsy /reef !

Flying ants are the worsterists :lol: I have had to put ant power…

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@rubyred wrote:

what about my antz !! i cant get one of thhose wall things that send a signal,as i have birds in house ( feathered) ..I dont fear the wee jobbies,,its just the thought o them lurking about !

/lurk lurk…oh theres another one HI veronica/jigsy /reef !

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@rubyred wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

:lol: Good one Rubes, how are you this fine evening? 8)

Sian im ace my gorgeous wee kunt.. xxx

Glad to hear it my sweet labia :P xxx

@Catmanblue wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@Catmanblue wrote:

Nothing today, I am in an extremely good mood :lol:

fook me thats a shocker ! ;)

git xx tut

i have a clone that typed that catty,,! honest i have been erm busy all day.

/runs awa.