[rubyred]

get over ya bad self cosy..

[rubyred]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Yee like Lucy says… get it checked once a year and bingo gringo! It’s awesome. Catch yourself a carbon monoxide tester as well… as all homes should do if they have gas. (Just to be safe) Everyone has smoke alarms these days and a carbon monoxide tester should also be on every new home’s list!

Hark at me going all health and safety! :roll: :lol:

thank you for the tip rainny.. i will probably get about 5 of them to make sure :) and long may you cook your chicken upside down to get the juices to run through… no i WONT start another thread about it :)

Ruby’s how to cook a reet good chicken roast dinner and other such evening meals.

I can see it now!

haha i told ye this before and was met with mucho mirth.. I still do it even though i have advanced to bunging the poor bird into a slow cooker.. its science and all the main chefs now agree with me after my imaginery column in the peoples friend for Couthy cooking :)

[rubyred]

like everything else moon,, immunity steps in. thats why i dont take antibiotics for nothing. yeah i remember that time well. i tried everything from alterntive remedies like lavender to a zap comb that was supposed to electify them.Even now im para with the wee man and always secretly search through his hair :)

dunno about you but im clawing :)

[rubyred]

@rogue trader wrote:

well for a while ,ive read every post and threads,but you geezers,seriously beleive i brought www down single handedly?
lololololololololololololol
you are clearly deluded
dont listen to thins garbage.

who are you and what are you doing here.. and who is thin?

[rubyred]

oh gawd DONT get me started on head lice.. there was an epidemic around 92/93 super Bovver booted head lice that had grown accustomed to the usual procedures,My dughter was only small. in her class was a wee lass whose mother refused to treat her . so it was over and over i was at the chemist for the foul lotion. cost me a bloody fortune and the “mother” of the poor wee lass that bred them was taken up on issue.. for cruelty ! .

once she came home with them and i squeezed the erse out a bottle and a half of sudo whatever, but i had the most hair so used a ” nice and easy” assuming the peroxide in a light dye would kill them.. My man commented well ” its either gonna kill them or they all be singing like Billy Idol”..

and guess what.. it was a nice day for a ” white wedding”..

/sccratches at the memory.

[rubyred]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Yee like Lucy says… get it checked once a year and bingo gringo! It’s awesome. Catch yourself a carbon monoxide tester as well… as all homes should do if they have gas. (Just to be safe) Everyone has smoke alarms these days and a carbon monoxide tester should also be on every new home’s list!

Hark at me going all health and safety! :roll: :lol:

thank you for the tip rainny.. i will probably get about 5 of them to make sure :) and long may you cook your chicken upside down to get the juices to run through… no i WONT start another thread about it :)

[rubyred]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

A washing line
A huge tyre
A bucket
Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
Some laminate flooring. See above.
Dead flies.
An empty wasps nest.

No Kosovans.
No Albanians.
No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overra

Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

and what do dead flies make !! let me have the shag ends of yer laminate though rainny, for patching after the gas dudes have been :)

Sold Rubes! If you want to fetch them from the shed of doom… be my guest. While yer there i’ll hand you a crust of bread which you can throw to any albanians which might be lodging there. (Not sure)

I shall be down forthwith Miss Rainny.. good agreement.. you have the hedgehogs while i take the laminate.. might sneak in a wee bonus too, as in the 2 cockatiels that were born runts,that share my living space.. YES. I will as you been a good sort !

[rubyred]

no rubes was proper wasps..I got my mums fella to go in..he was all geared up with a crash helmet on to look, he came out covered..ffs i near wet meself ..in the end he had to get hold of the nest from the top, and then outside battered em with a broom! then sprayed the poor fookers with wasp spray 2 tins of it

I meant the blackberries on the bush LOL.. yeah looks like paper mache ? we had one too on an outhouse to that fooking aviary. bane of my life LOL.. anti socials wee shyts ! and NO im not on about pats/chatters :)

[rubyred]

@irish_lucy wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

honesty is always the funniest pip.. gonna need to rehome the hedgehogs though. will call rspca. they been here for years.

Get one of those cages/homes Catty was on about and re-home the hedgehog your self or ask can she take it off your hands.

I dont think ya can send entire familes of hedgehogs through the post !? and no way.. rehoming the wee buggers. Im doing all this for a quiet life ..(chuckle at own selfishness) .. there is a hedgehog rehoming place here. ya wont beleive the animals that i have had in life.. all loved.I share a bedroom with 2 cockatiels !

[rubyred]

@rainbowbrite wrote:

Hmm i’m not sure if i want to remind myself… but last time i looked (Last summer)..

A washing line
A huge tyre
A bucket
Some carpet from when i moved in.. the off-cuts for all those who thought i have bare floors!
Some laminate flooring. See above.
Dead flies.
An empty wasps nest.

No Kosovans.
No Albanians.
No Lawn mower. Gardening is so overra

Many many spiders called Charlotte and her offspring.

Tis about it and i’m not going down there for love nor money to look either.

and what do dead flies make !! let me have the shag ends of yer laminate though rainny, for patching after the gas dudes have been :)

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