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19 July, 2008 at 1:58 am #335707
Esme darling.. can you do me a favour,, when Pete and Pats pick you up,can you go via tesco and pop a ten Bob in the wee arcade helicopter UKPILOT seems to be grinning inanley on. cant be a real one as who on earth would have heavy duty air craft and helicopter ,right next to a 6 foot fence..
give him a wee lollipop too.. he looks bereft of glucose at his tender,elderly age.
19 July, 2008 at 1:53 am #355273what boycott ?? ooh purlease !! ya think the nasty wasty eejits like Kate are gonna care ? and even more the clones of clones are gonna sit up and say.. ” ooh im being boycotted and sent to Coventry” are they fvck !!
let them come on,, let them as kate ,before she blows a gasket and makes ME feel “sane” go ahead. she is pretty funny in a lot of her guises. cotton eye joe was hilarious and i MEAN that ! she has a sense of humour,, i just wish she would be herself and a valued member.
well hello boycott i must be the SCAB ! and thats a first.. !
id rather have genuine folks than folks that needed to pick on others. for whatever reasons,unbeknown.
ya think boycotting is gonna help ?
looks like its me and fasty forever then :)
coooeeee :)
19 July, 2008 at 1:24 am #341894@*Sian wrote:
Rubes you are more than Belinda Belinda could ever be! :lol:
yah momma.. and you met me too,.. im all smug as a bug in a plug ;)
18 July, 2008 at 11:36 pm #355132I live by the philosphy that,,” yer a long time deid” so i have NO savings.. I live beyond my means in marks n spencer. i openly mock debt.. i wont be in it ,despite the royal bank always offering me loans and overdrafts.
so any money i get,, i spend. iM not A PAUPER.. far from it.. but i eat out a lot and eat the best. i overspend on my kids and grandson. when i pop off this mortal coil i have feck all.. but lassie how we laughed :)
18 July, 2008 at 11:32 pm #341892muhwahwah,, or whatever folks make of gloating sounds..
was dans la local.. i had NO intention of setting foot outside the front door. bairn called ” mum ,mum i have a babysitter,ya wanna go oot?” i was like go AWAY child i have goodies,i have wodka ( sic) .i have frys Creme,and im in my jammies wanting a night to meeeeee ! ..
several emotional blackmail calls later ” mummy we have NOT had a girly night since….” i went oh FFS IF ya can transform me into something halfway decent,i WILL come oot. ! a wee doad of foundation .blusher and sky blue eye shadow ( honest) with navy kohl.ruby lips and the hair piled up and tonged. i was oot !
then Michelle ,the self same Michelle the crabbit Barmaid im aye telling argy about.. decided as its a sports bar we CANT see BB.. i took an opinion poll and 12 wimmin and 4 men ( at least) wanted to see BB.. michelle was unmoved.. so me in my rank of Conveynor suggested we ALL move to the other local pub !. and we went to boycott and it was put on.
whilst partaking in a epsiode outside.some WAG decided i WAS like BElinda too ! so i had to sing old school songs in a scat jazz,while laughing and admiting internet kunts say the same LOL.
im pished as a fart.. and before any smert erse cries me Belinda,,can i just say THAT frock tonight, would have been the Scottish Saltire :)
Alba Gu Brath :)
is shaz hame from carribean night i wonder LOL..
yay to classless societys and Hugo Chavez for President :)
17 July, 2008 at 8:29 pm #341880@prettypink wrote:
@rubyred wrote:
they lost the french task,,and darnell made an error on shopping list and didnt get hell any potatoes .. so it will be rice and chickpeas all next week for them,,they are livid,,darnell will be up for eviction next week ! hopefully with maysoon..
Really Darnell up? Blimey..I thought he`d be there untill the last week. Oh God I so want that Becky THING out!! I hate the thing..cant beleive she`s still in, Iv wanted her out for a couple of weeks now …. maybe they all like looking at the t*ts! :roll:
no i mean he WILL be voted after making half the house live in hell,and then forgetting the tatties ! its one o their staples..
me wuvs darnell.. !
17 July, 2008 at 8:08 pm #341873they lost the french task,,and darnell made an error on shopping list and didnt get hell any potatoes .. so it will be rice and chickpeas all next week for them,,they are livid,,darnell will be up for eviction next week ! hopefully with maysoon..
17 July, 2008 at 6:29 pm #334419@pete wrote:
yeah it’s bleedin soppy but gives me goosepimples every time
Im all filled up now ffs
gawd… that brings back memories,,i once found that song on a wee jukebox in south london and played it over and over .. ! admittedly i was pregnant at time,so i can blame it on me hormones !
17 July, 2008 at 11:48 am #341870/cowers at Pats..
its just as well lisa is in on that task actually.what a bunch of duffers LOL.
16 July, 2008 at 10:56 pm #335680@sharongooner wrote:
@ukpilot wrote:
Oh Cas Why do you need to lie are you yet another sad fish from the S & D Brigade. I have NEVER spoken to you nor have I any wish too.
Join the rest of the Lemmings but please try to make your postings more factual or if not at least humourous .
Now cheap wine off go cyber Pete or Pats of whoever it is you’re shagging at this time.I hope you dont talk to your passengers like that cap’n!
“good morning passengers, this is your captain speaking… if you look out the left window you will see some terribly sad fish….. now lets make this journey as pleasant as possible, would passengers please refrain from the cheap wine… and also cybering. If cybering does occur we will be forced to make an emergency landing and there are too many lemmings around today for it to be safe….
enjoy your flight…”
:wink:
Captain Birdseye more like !!
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