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I did a dashing white seARGANTS.. AND YOU ARE FUN..
and you did it.. made people laugh.. :) made people cry.. but YOU did it.
thank you x
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sorry.. miss geek and Geri came in there in between.. my offer wAS loner dee jay on divines..
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application for employment..
name: Ruby Rasputin red..
address: Dundee, home of some decent bands and all nighters of the Northern soul era.
Likes.. drinking, getting all sentimental over the days when music was music. Ending up Belly up with a combination of whisky, and laughing. I have an Equity card if it helps, as I once played a busty character on Take the high road and strathblair. and a cabaret singer on taggart.. I ended up dead like,, but played a corpse most wonderfully. Prawn Bhuna. seafood and pineapple pizza, annoying online folks. fags,, as in cigarettes. Thinking my own sense of humour is the best ever..
dislikes.. Tories, the SNP, online folks that have no sense o humour , no one laughing at my jokes. heavy metal shite.. Grime !! as in rapping juniors, who need a bath and good mother loving. People who look into their phones too much on a night out. online people.
What can I offer Divine Inc..? me.. my wee booth , interspersing fine wit with Dirty jokes. Early Punk to thrusty Funk.. very punctual ( true) to the point of pacing the floor. can always side line as a pole dancer for the feeders in the audience.. can sing well. I cannot twerk though as my knees are kinda sore. I can play tutti frutti on my arse cheeks though !
when can I start.. : tomorrow actually. do I sound desperate. ?
Needed In my loners booth. a telly for me to catch up on broadchurch and EastEnders. blended whisky.. no posh shite. Headphones.. ( bose) , a fan to fan my post menopausal self. a vagina wig, in case I get lucky.. polygrip ( same reason) internet access to annoy pretentious online users.
can supply own hoover.
sighned R,,x as I ran out of grammatically correct things..
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YAYHah ! hits the decks with smooth northern vibes of Dana valery, Jeanette Harper And lil Anthony..
Funk for ya right to PARTAY… :) I shall apply forthwith and send an old pic of me.. x
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good grief I’m a loner… I would fight with the general public and rant politics..
mind you a djay in my wee booth..
(rubs her hair on chin) .. I could possibly be a djay.. va va lives on :)
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I do keep trying Mista Divine… even leaving a message is hard as I keep getting the wee spinny blue wheel of being cut off.. worse more if I try add music. I just love you and sophias and moose contributions.. I feel obliged to jump in and say so.. and want to add another beauty they would remember. keep up the great work xx
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My contribution to a site going too slow and leaving me unabled or too dense too know how to put up music..
no matter how much I copy and poste a fave song/songs it will not let me select them..
my feeble contribution was sun ra and his arkestra.
I get error this file is not allowed..
peace be wit ya bad selves :)
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