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We just need to get some half-pint glasses, sweep the…[Read more]

Nuff said, founding member peps. Butch, bold, bulky, blocky text for here on in.

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Anyway, it’s about time we started discussing chaps’ things. In a quest for sartorial significance, a buddy and I have recently started sporting cravats. On occasions this has made some impact, especially when topped off with a suitable hat.

What’s your view on ties (bow or straight) and cravats?

Should a chap wear a fancy…

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Poooo…. what a mucky smelly old place this is… smells of sweaty socks and half eaten manky takeaways… … spots a rat making a nest in the corner …. makes a hasty retreat to the ladies club….so much better… fresh flowers…. and the smell of bacon sandwiches and fresh coffee emanating from a sparkly clean kitchen….…

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BTW, still laughing at caterwailing. A fine choice of word, Brother Scep. I’m sure there are lots of other suitable words that I would gladly us to describe the women folk whilst strategically behind the safe, fortified walls of our venerable institution.

I think we ought to stop scratching our nether regions, move said backside from said redolent…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

I refuse to be the frikking cleaner! I would rather be a Pole Dancer :lol:

multi-task…. you women are good at it apparently

@Ang47 Wales wrote:

Hello everyone.

This post made me think about Christmas, so here goes.

I dont want anything and that is true,
I just want to live my life i really do,
When everyone around me is in total panic,
Il be making sure that life around me is not manic.
But when Christmas day arrives and you are at home,
Think of some people that will…

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caboose

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The JC Gentlemen’s Club Rulebook

habere ceruisiam, etiam pila, song, pizza et occasionales domina

1st RULE: You do not talk about the JC GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about JC GENTLEMEN’S CLUB.

3rd RULE: The ladies are your ‘frenemies’ – because despite how much you love your best buddy, there are a few things he CAN’T d…[Read more]

put ’em back up. they were very funny and they started a hilarious gender war.

@sceptical guy wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

For the ladies so its fair.. Dancing erm .. men :?

I give you the JC Blokes…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akD7r3PClRc

Just like an old Etonian, Oxbridge educated toff i was tempted to join the other side, but any club that appreciates the fine, debonaire talent that is Fred…[Read more]

Glad everything’s going swimmingly in the JC branch of the W.I.

BTW, I wasn’t joking about Downton Abbey, any of you ladies wanna play footsie with me whilst we sit on the chintz, Laura Ashley sofa and listen to the weekend edition of Woman’s Hour on Radio 4? This week it’s presented by the lovely Jenni Murray.

Don’t tell the lads but something tells me this is the only place I will be able to watch Downton Abbey without any stick.

Sorry but I draw the line at watching bald men pole dance.

Perhaps I should go and talk about bra sizes, pmt, and women’s beards?

Nah. I’d rather watch bald men pole dance.

lol Panda

Don’t suppose we could convince the girls to lay on a spread?

Hey Rustler.. Sort your font out though huh broseph?
It may seem a trifle but we need manly male like solidarity here.
Our motto is “Never Neglect The Little Things”… Ahem Rolling Eyes

Lads,

I tried to take one for the boys and I was dead set on seeking revenge on the girls for sneaking into our room. I resisted the smell of gorgeous home-made goodies that were baking in the oven. I wasn’t really tempted by the cute glasses of Lambrini on the tables or the soft-piped music, but regretfully I gave in to the girly magazines b…[Read more]

Panda makes a good point. I do tend to waffle and I’m not very good at self-editing. If I’m painfully honest then I think I would probably skip most of what I say – and I wrote the stuff.

I could say lots more but I won’t. See! I’m a quick learner.

I’ll try to keep it to the point.

Thanks.