sarah_1

Plucker :lol:

What made me smile today? Well, after a very traumatic trip to town encountering some of the worst customer service ever I was fuming by the time I got home :evil:

Posted my “word of the day” and guess what, something happened that restored my faith in human kind ….. I got a totally unexpected Pm from someone that made me really laugh out…[Read more]

Shurrup you !!! :lol:

Now Pete pull up a chair & I will explain if I must but …….. silly you are not. :roll:

Me story could be applied to my things in life including JC! :wink: I don’t want scars in me new fence tyvm! :lol:

Incompetence !!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

(goes off to calm down Grrrrr)

Yesssssss please :D

Jennifer Lopez??

Great thread btw boots :lol:

Phew :lol: :lol:

IRONING !!!!!! :( :( :(

Communication :? :?

Blah de Blah :lol: :lol:

Flowers !! :D :D :wink:

Wasn’t it castor oil that was supposed to get labour going???? :shock:

My guess is you’d rather dig your eyes out with spoons than swallow that! :lol:

Sadly kenty as any mum to be will tell you, you have entered into the I’ve had enough & want my body back stage. :(
It will come soon enough love, & baby will decide when the time is right to…[Read more]

Amused :lol: :D/

Mortified !!!! :wink: :lol: :D/

Congratulations to both you & Mark on the safe arrival of Jack.

Love to you all

Netty & Sarah

the girl slowly backed away form the counter but not before she had pushed the concealed panic button summoning assistance from ………

Who promptly folded all the lovely money into beautiful origami shapes before ………..

( on seconds thoughts) ……. fearful of another onslaught by the mad hooverer, Mr Winky Wonky the one eyed 3 legged donkey secretly consealed a bomb in the on off switch of the hoover in the hope that ……

Nooooooooooo surprise us :lol:

continue to do the lobster kings evil deeds and …….