[sarah_1]

@melody wrote:

AM back now too……………

:shock: <<<< is what am having to do with my eyes to stay awake today :lol:

Nice to “see” you back. Hope you had a laugh in Magaluf. :)

[sarah_1]

Now Pete see what you started ! :lol:

[sarah_1]

@kent f OBE wrote:

omg when i was younger i was told weetabix makes ur boobs grow…i used to be petrified of weetabix lol :lol:

*Runs off with a bowl spoon & mega box of weetabix wondering if I’ve left it too late.* :lol:

The said stuff of previous posts on this thread is aledgedly full of amino acids too that is supposed makes your hair shiny!

There was me thinking it was shampoo & conditioner that did that. #-o :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sarah_1]

@kent f OBE wrote:

an apology but they can stick it up their arse :lol:

Would that be sideways kenty? 8-[ :lol:

[sarah_1]

@woohoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’

He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my work.
And forgot about my di ck.’

But click, I did, and oops I found
A really absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I knew it wasn’t right.

Nothing’s changed except my mouse
It’s very, very limp.
I guess my house will stay a mess…
While I sit here in my gimp.

Pmsl @Woo hoo only you could do that :lol: :lol:

*walks off shaking head & laughin*

[sarah_1]

Back from church. O:) Just about to go on a hot date with ………. the iron ! :lol:

Hey ho gotta be done I guess. :wink:

[sarah_1]

Amusement

[sarah_1]

@woohoo wrote:

Realising that Couscous tastes as bad as it sounds!! :lol:

Yes.. Saturday Night, and I’m in, and on an Internet site talking about Couscous.. FFS.. I’ll shoot myself now!

Hands Woo the gun. :lol:

Seriously tis the way you prepare cous cous that makes it yummy.

Just had my Chicken tikka masala & was disappointed.
Not as scrummy as it usually is. :(

[sarah_1]

Omg !!!! How to murder Whitney & MJ, the guy doing a Madonna song & ! :shock:

Good job there has been a couple of good auditions tonight so far.

[sarah_1]

@will wrote:

so much for missin me?

well i’ve just arived back… and am wishin i had never cum home.

already plannin me next jollies. 8)

Tuts @ Will :roll: ….. You had a note saying you were on your hols. :lol:

Have missed your daft ramblings actually so there. :P

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