sharongooner

cheeky fooker!

@*Sian wrote:

I had american spicy meat balls, repeating on my like you wouldn’t believe!

you so know I wanna say “pardon”?!

@*Sian wrote:

My dinner, feels like I am still eating it! :twisted:

same here I feel like I loook like a pizza… hence my poem tonight!

IM soooooooo FAT!!!!!!!! :lol:

but I dont care cos it was nice 8)

/lifts belly to another area of the boards, not too far though..

no…. werent allowed.

Pizza pizza
I love thee
But you fill me so much
There’s no room for tea

You came for a bargain
And when you arrived
You knocked a fiver off
The hubby nearly died!

Cheesy, peppery, tunary and full
The flavours, you couldnt fool a fool
But you always stay so
Honest to yourself
You basic simple
Flavory Bread

I love you so
You big round munch
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he must have found a few quid in a pair of trousers he threw on the floor, and found it before his mrs (does he have one?) put them in the dirty washing…

oh no… I had that siggy last week

I may get lost in the realms of the internet if I type that matty…. like a sapphire and steel mystery, never to be seen again…

and none of you lot would come and find me so forgive me if I stick to the safety zone of no further to the end of the street and back fankyooo. 8)

Its called getting old, it will come to us all. I live with a victor melrew in the making and if he aint turning into my dad then call my Cybil.

And my Dad… well… when we was kids he was always rowing with an old couple at the end of the street who moaned about the ball… now he is doing it too, to other lil kids round there, my mum is…[Read more]

Got them in all me rooms DOA.

I put heating on when it gets cold and turn it off once it warms up. Im lucky like that in our house.

But my mates senile mum who keeps defrosting her yogurts on her rads and leaving the heating on could probably do with something like this as the heating company are nicking his inheritance from her.

I thort it said is bighill a bro, and in the current climate thort that may be a racy thing, I like currents of all backgrounds whether they is bro’s or ho’s…

love em all inninnitit << say that!

@the big hill wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

were running up that road
were running up that hill
with no problem

whoooo

eh eh ooooooooooh
hilly… wassup dude? why you making beef with rubes and sian and everyone?

and why you have beef with the older guys? they is our forefathers man, and so deserve a lil ressssspek!

Man u is diggin yasel a lorra…

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that button dont exist, well it dont to me anyway, I always go for the classic whatever the occasion. stick with what ya know innit.

Dreamteam wise, Im gonna ave it this season so watch yer ass norvener.

Bless ya matty, your the dude x 8)

@Obtuse wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I like this thread and Im jumpin on with no link yet as I have to go in a mo…

But I remember the morning John Lennon died. My mum was bathing me with the sink bowl in the front room and we had the big lights on, cos it was dark. It came on the news. Will never ever forget it.

Our wallpaper and carpet were…

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were running up that road
were running up that hill
with no problem

whoooo

eh eh ooooooooooh
hilly… wassup dude? why you making beef with rubes and sian and everyone?

and why you have beef with the older guys? they is our forefathers man, and so deserve a lil ressssspek!

Man u is diggin yasel a lorra grief peep

@UKPilot wrote:

Tell you what Pete gimme your Number and I’ll call you and tell you! Please bring Mibs with you.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

UK PILOT FEEM TOON

Lets….Go…Fly A Kite !
He posts the biggest Shyte !
Now he’s gonna Fight !
But he’s so Boring………
Up in the JC-sphere !
Rejected by every Dear !
Let’s all go…..Fly A Kite

:lol:

Sounds like my best mates mum, and I love them to bits, one of the most loving family homes Ive ever had the pleasure to be welcomed into. No airs and graces or anything, just take as you find and you will fit in sort of things.

When we was at school they was always in the pub lol, but it was a great hidaway at weekends from my folks… we always…[Read more]

@Obtuse wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

What would be an outrage is people falling out over this of all threads.

would it really

If you want me Kev do what the rest do…. keep it to PM only. :roll: