sharongooner

lol Dawny :lol:

was watching football earlier and out the blue youngest says to Dave “when you die you gonna get a coffin or ashes?” :shock:

he said.. err ashes I think… youngest said you gonna go in with your Dad… dave says probably not….. youngest says ok I’ll come in with you, but we wont let mum, cos we dont want any gooners there…[Read more]

well you lot be sure to quote me EVERY time your minds wonder to my pizza poem and you cant help but quote and share it…. I mean it, I want my kudos! :lol: :wink:

a funny impression by a funny person

I flick from English to Essex most days, and everybodies used to it now. Though when I work with someone for the first time and they hear me speak to my mum and dad they are normally a bit gob-smacked.

Its a respek thing.

@lil fek wrote:

Awww thank you he is cute isn’t he? In fact, he is so cute I have decided to call him Sven lolol

what is Sven listening to?

@cath 55 wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

there isnt room for two Dianes on these boards

even one is pushing it

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

go dock his tail di lolol xx

dont say that “d” word, my boxer just tail whipped me and ran off to the corner of the room!

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I disagree with not enjoying it.

I enjoy my coffee and fag in the morning

I enjoy my chat and a fag with my friend at work in the mid morning

I enjoy my tea and a fag after dinner

I enjoy my wine and a fag in the evening.

If I could kick the ones out inbetween which are just part of the habit, that may be…

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@cath 55 wrote:

ok , i am making some preparation for tonite……..

this is the first thing im taking…….

am gona have a few of these……

and then these are for fasty cos i heard the old boy has a bit of bother these days ……. . and he will need these if he’s to seduce the oppostions team to distract them …..

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you were definately on holiday, I remember now.

us usual suspects said happy birthday. Ive now wished you it twice so you go without next year.

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

hmmm… remember the othello thread?!

Im not a lover of Shaky, but enjoy some of his stuff.

That Green Door was brilliant!

Sharon’s finest hour

: o )

lmao, you proper freaked me out that day… seriously!

@Pete wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

dont be so bloody patronising. whats it to do with you if it happens to me?

Im pretty sure whatever “it” is will happen to me, Ive no doubt. Im damned if I can steer fate.

So you do think it’ll happen to you ? Exactly when did you become 80 and know everything, the only person patronising is you, I’ve been your…

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with a slight wiff of “normalness”…

glad its not just me esme!

waiting for my bath. Im shattered, had a long day.

chill out time soon… just dinner, washing, lunches, tidying, animals, homework help, moan at kids for untidyness to do then sit down for the evening…

see you in about 4 hours!

hmmm… remember the othello thread?!

Im not a lover of Shaky, but enjoy some of his stuff.

That Green Door was brilliant!

lil feks and woo hoo’s avators.

lil fek gets an avator, PB’s suddenly being all nice

what has happened?

tiptoes in

and tiptoes out

I shant intrude again!

the ignorant.

chuckles :lol: :lol:

dont be so bloody patronising. whats it to do with you if it happens to me?

Im pretty sure whatever “it” is will happen to me, Ive no doubt. Im damned if I can steer fate.

many happy returns :lol: