sharongooner

Welcome!! :lol:

I smell a rat.

Why dont you pop down to quizzes and answer as many of the threads there as possible and get your post count up, then pop back here with a more credible count to convince us your an innocent new user… good tip that :lol:

Waiting for the potatoes to boil………..

Yey…. well done PP 8)

OMG off to bed peeps… may the good lordy (as if HE really exists) look upon us and make us live for longer cos he has the power to do so (ask Matty…. he is a pontefract or however you spell it/say it)

see ya all tomorrow

Im having the last word!!!!

And before you reply feck off Rubes Ive seen your dirty ass stains :wink:

The amount of non-british divorces Im dealing with makes you right.

I just wish I could prounounce the rest of their names when asking them to swear an affidavit……….. my job would be a lot easier!

glad you know your stuff!! Its cracking my boys up this new “hello”, honestly he never shuts up. I put a vid on youtube of him talking but its 8 minutes long, quite boring really unless you are interested in that sort of thing. Would you like the link? I always think its polite to ask rather than bombard peeps with things.

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@toybulldog wrote:

a smile is like the sun breaking through on a rainy day.

Oh damn that was a simile duh !

Never mind, as I’m now officially sexy, I’ll lick finger and pretend to rub me nipple.

My thighs just stood to attention reading that :shock:

@toybulldog wrote:

but you done the best bit ! greedy shazza.

(gets Agadoo aerobics video back out)

ooooooh nooooooooo!!!!!!!!

(thinks of other shouty songs)

I once saw one of our District Judge’s out on the sauce as well as plenty of magistrates and solicitors. All I can say is Im glad Im a simple civil servant earning 90% less than them cos they are fooked when they bump into a client or victim!!

Aww bless. there is nothing better than being re-united with a lost pet. I know a lot of stoopid idiots who forget birds were made for flying and insist on trusting then not to get out that big open fekiin window! You live and learn as they say.

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@toybulldog wrote:

Well Rubes I been working like the clappers.

Just got promoted to Chief Clapper in fact.

So, and just for you, clap clap clap………….

xx

3 6 9

the goose drank wine

the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line

the line broke

the monkey got choked

and they all went to heaven in a lil row boat

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Im really actually picturing that in a Father Ted scene,……. it would actually fit in quite well!!!!! :lol:

Come on Eileen ta loo ra yay come on Eileen ta loo ra yay now you have gone, now you have shown allllll Eileen………..

I WANT DUNGAREES

Yeah just watch out for the salt content, Im partial to a pot noodle but they are probaby 150% salt!!

Remove the eggs if they appear undertile or alternatively stick a nest box in. But that will result in babies and deciding whether to keep them and the parents and them also breeding, or finding homes. Depends how you feel about it really. If…[Read more]

A perfect example of the eduated kids of today rubes pmsl…. two of my pals that I used to get off my head with are now teachers, but good, they only get slightly off their heads now, normally on school nights… its the only way they can face the day!

Happy talking talking happy talk, talk about things you like to dooooooooooo

Im nice… taste me! :lol:

There is only nastiness when people dont read what is written as how it was meant = curse of the typed word.

Foxy… your the one who said “its only a message board”… now your taking it seriously?

Your trapped……….. like the rest of us!!!

(knew it would not take long) :wink:

@rubyred wrote:

OH THATS A PROMISE !! i WILL COME DOWN IF THATS OK ! im no longer seeing the man i was seeing..( will tell ya face to face) ..But id love to come see ye and cook.laugh and flirt with yer parrots..Which reminds me,,i was out earlier and i had a crusty shyte on top o my head courtesy of the 2 runts..

shaz what IS the average life…

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thats me in the SPOTLIGHT