sharongooner

welcome Luke… you a blue nose then?

(wait till you meet sunny!)

the people of lilipot walk around with huge shards of clam sticking out of every nook and crannie, and destroying their homes, there was only one way to stop this onslaught of clam shell and that was to…..

lol :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Mother Superior Ruby laughs..

whilst Sister Esme frowns..

At a group of Jewish fellas..

.
.havin’ a “Who can pi.ss highest up the Wailing Wall” contest

er..Rabbi Cockenblaster won by a spurt..

though the Steward’s Enquiry may question the use
of his enormous megapissaphone

about 7 years ago now, I took the boys and a…[Read more]

Im sending Toy to Dog Borstal for that quote, and hoping he gets Mick…. he hates dogs that fall below the knee :wink:

Di if you “leave” cos of someone who’s identiy must be so horrid he rarely shows it on here, then your letting them win.

Dont be beaten.

@Sir Actor wrote:

Does anybody watch Corrie?

That John Snape geezer is from my home town.
Cor blimey.
And me best mate from school was on Eastenders recently.
He was the one judging the beautiful barmaid competition.

I bet somebody tells me they’re real actors. :?
Obviously not pete because he refuses to post on this thread.

:lol: :lol:

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@Sir Actor wrote:

That would explain the phone call from The News of The World this morning.

thats nothing. Ive already had Oprah hounding me…..

they proceeded to the banquet

@sunny wrote:

And it aint my fault you sound like a bloke whos built like a brick sh ite house either

No wonder you have nipples on ya ribs and no tits ya voice as made ya hormons fink twice about ya sexualty

:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh Sunny, pmsl!

Perfume…….. Georgio Beverley Hills

Flower……….. Orchids

Item of clothing………. ARsenal ToP

Colour…….. RED

Cheese………. mature chedder (but with grapes on the side)

Fruit………. apple

Male singer………. Suggs

Female Singer……….. Amy Winehouse
Flavour of crisps……. M&S handcooked chedder and shilot

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@Esmeralda wrote:

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Where I live, in Somerset, we’ve now had 3 years with hardly any wasps around. Usually in late August / early September you can’t eat outside becaus of the number of wasps around. Not so for the last 3 summers. That, to me, is a good thing – I hate wasps!

That’s because all your fecking wasps have…

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It is sad to see, and his good friends in football have tried to help before, but like all addicts he has to hit the wall big time before saying yes help me please.

Cracking footballer.

May the 4th be with you.

Nite ladeez and gentz x

ssssssshhhhhhhhhh

tumbleweed…….

yes.

:lol: feck off BM!

Yep, in stealth mode.

Ok.

The pic was took by a photographer and featured in the paper.

I paid said paper 8 quid for a copy.

Its in the kitchen, so I took the said copy and stood it up against the tiles in the kitchen.

I then got my phone and took a photo of said photo (its in a glass frame).

I posted it on here, and on a second glance saw me and my kitchen in the…[Read more]

@prettypink wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

Tel/ actor…you upsetting me dawny? Be nice, I know you can do :D it!!! aint nice…now dont come back at me with things..just think, before you do :wink: :D

Well pip,

I’ve been having my chain yanked for a good many years now so I should be used to it.
Having said that, my apologies to the…

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