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My daughter losing her first tooth and worrying whether the tooth fairy wil find it under her pillow or whether she needed to leave a note giving directions – she is only 6

:lol:
its the magic of it all!

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

Sound like my husband. He can only cook cereal.

left to his own devises my dad would have to survive on boiled eggs, its all he can “cook”

When my mum was ill a while ago, he offered to cook her breakfast in bed. He asked what she wanted and she said “just toast, no butter, i dont like butter, just put some marmalade on it” He managed the marmalade on toast and all was well. The following day, he asked, what do you want for breakfast, she said “do me a boiled egg on toast”. He did this and took it up to her in bed…she took a bite and grimaced and said “eugh! have you had this by the sugar, it tastes sweet?” He said “no, you told me you didnt like butter, only marmalade on toast” She said not with a boiled egg FFS!!! :lol: :lol:

Poor man has never lived it down bless him

bless – but oh how stupid!! :lol:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

@shell wrote:

@johnboy25 wrote:

Well someone has to :lol:

my husband went to the same school as you, he beleives that if he does something wrong or extremly slowly it will means that I won’t ask him again!
the really sad thing is … it works and I hate myself for falling for it! :roll:

One of my favourites that one, another one I use when I see my mum is this one:

Me: I’m quite hungry
Mum: I’m not cooking you anything (she has a suspicious mind)
Me: I’m not asking you to, I’ll go and see what there is (go away, have a look, come back) I don’t know what I fancy, might not bother just now and get something later

(Pause)

Mum: Do you want me to make you some french toast? (or something similar)
Me: Only if you’re having some

Works every time :lol:

another one is: just to stand at the fridge and sigh alot!!!

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@sharongooner wrote:

we must be like a bunch of students then, all these teachers joining up lol!!

whens the register…. Im Here!!!!!! :lol:

now that you say it – it does feel abit like a sixth form common room :lol:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

Well someone has to :lol:

my husband went to the same school as you, he beleives that if he does something wrong or extremly slowly it will means that I won’t ask him again!
the really sad thing is … it works and I hate myself for falling for it! :roll:

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@sunny wrote:

Hey up shell welcome to mad house

Dont be marking me spelling f00k sack you will be herer all night

And if ys stick around i might be asking afew questions qbout 6th form where my daughter is

She is a bit stuck on something lol

don’t worry I want to leave work well behind me here, any way I teach psychology!! I am not letting on what vibes I’m picking up off this board! :lol:

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this is not only a new site to me, but I have never even posted on a chat website! 8-[

I am a teacher, I teach sixth form students and they believe I am behind the times, so I thought I would give a chat site ago. I have read loads of posts before making a comment and no offense – you all seem a bit nuts, friendly but nuts!! :lol

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