Sian

How many times have you died PATS? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Who gives a longtails ass :roll:

Half of the JC community has died. :lol: Can you remember her that had bipolar? Geoffs Bo… hmmm can’t remember her name, oh and the ever beautiful kay :lol:

Attention seeking twats… that’s all I have to say 8)

ffs :lol:

I haven’t got one now but we used to have the pre recorded ones, out of all of them we liked Frank Bruno. We put it in out answer machine thinking everyone would find it funny, instead we got taunts on our answer machine for being racist :lol: I got home one day, there were 30 odd messages calling us racist. Very funny at the time :lol:

My first love died 2 weeks ago, shocking to me even though we hadn’t seen eachother for years. Life has to be enjoyed right to it’s end… as for a desire to die… what a waste.

Saucy :shock:

:lol: Only playing :D

I thought this would be a pic of PATS :wink: So dissapointed :lol:

Well done luv!!!

Oh and I hope DOA isn’t from Nottingham :shock: :lol:

I don’t do munchies nowadays, just a piece of fruit now and then :roll:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@undertaker wrote:

has a date been set yet for October

Haloween….. :lol:

titters. :-#

You 2 should both go… Gastly :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Yes i say brin g back local bobbies. but colour has nothing to do with it Emma :?

Unless of course they have Sickle Cell Disorder – in which case they would all fail the Police medical.

“Ello ello ello … wot’s goin on ‘ere then?”

“Sickle Cell Disorder or SCD Officer.”

“In that case Sir, I’ll have to arrest you…

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@emmalush wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Emma it doesnt make a blind bit of difference what colour someones skin is. If I was in trouble, I couldn,t give a monkeys backside what colour skin the police officer has. Why is skin colour always such an issue with you? We are all the same underneath.

Of course it matters, people feel better in the company of those…

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@fastcars wrote:

If my local bobby was more like me he would be a reet tw*at.. :lol:

I wouldn’t dare not agree :lol:

Elgins – Heaven Must Of Sent You :D

It doesn’t matter what colour they are aslong as they do the job :D

@rubyred wrote:

aye but sian your damm gorgeous! ,,rainny is a wee tiny thing i want to mother..a delicate wee coo..

lets have a good fight who is better in bed LOL…

A pool of pee was left in Rainny’s bed … nuff said :lol:

Hmmmm what is that saying….? No truer words said in jest? :lol:

@sunny wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Just to add salt to the wound suns…. i had to take my size 8 top back to Topshop today and exchange for a size 6…

Makes you feel sick…

Mmm….here’s my roast dinner ^_^

TUT hope ya get crabs on ya fairy flue

She’s still a coont tho :wink: :lol: