Sir Actor

@Esmeralda wrote:

I just love the English *overcome with choking fit* lauding Andy Murray as ‘possibly the first BRITISH man to win a Grand Slam since 1936 if he beats Roger Federer in the US Open final.’
Yet, by tonight if – heavens forfend – he gets skelped by Federer, Murray will miraculously become Scottish again.
Away and bile yer big dozy…

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@*Sian wrote:

He’s 15 but seems he has a bit of the OCD like his mother :oops: He worries about safety and the worlds demise :? :lol:

I worry about the world’s demise too.
Don’t blame the teacher lol. :lol:

One favourable comment so far. :wink:
What do the other two subscribers think ??
Only two?

:roll: it’s a quality production i tell you.

I’ve sent out copies to everybody who requested one.
I’m a bit disappointed it’s not full size but I hope you like it.
Those guys at photobucket ffs.

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Why would a bloke want to name himself after a flower?

it’s the actual sentiment of ‘forget me not’ that I named myself after rather than the flower, pretty sure that I’ve mentioned it somewhere else on this site before

You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone, sweetheart. Forget Me Not…

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@*Sian wrote:

maybe this will be the knock down he needed

I think it’s more likely to be the knock down (or knockout) that he didn’t need :roll:

Pats it isn’t finished yet…it’s a proper bonafide newsheet.
Thanks for the interest .. copies will be sent to your inbox some time tomorrow.

@PATS wrote:

what a predicement gloria…………i know just how you feel. whilst flying back from my palace in cornwall jeeves my indespensible butler rang to say that the maid had accidently flooded my 4th best budoir.
i have decided to spend the rest of the weekend in my pad in versailles whilst jeeves sorts it.
thank god junior is away with…

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hi shaz,

My son plays for the pub team I was with last year.
He’s only 16 but I’m looking forward to him scoring his first league goal for them.
He has already scored in a pre-season friendly which got me really excited.

I’m covering the season by a blog which is going to have video clips and all kinds of stuff so I’m also looking forward to…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

The one in Iraq and Afghanistan is costing the Americans $350,000,000 per DAY!!
The one in the Spit The Dummy forum between sword and his latest foe is only costing 55p a day.

So why couldn’t the yanks just wage the war on a message board?
It’d work out a lot cheaper….

Because..
A) They can’t spell..
and..
B)…

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@CherryBomb wrote:

There, there, hope these help! :wink:

Even when he’s not crying sword will always find a use for a box of tissues.

@minim wrote:

^^^^ you’ve all gone stark staring raving bonkers barmy loony.

Loving all the poems :)

I’ll get working on one then.
You will be included… :?

sharon if it’s painful go and get it sorted.
That’s my advice.
Get the dentist to defer payment if you can’t afford it.
Her indoors had hers done last week and it cost £45.

@PoeticJustice wrote:

There’s lots of regs I’d like to meet
Shaz, Pats, Pb, Lucky and Cath
Fastcars, Pebbles, Ugo and Pete
Actor, Ruby, Bon, Dee and Sunny
The last one I think.. Is so funny….

Thanks.
I don’t blame you for not wanting to meet sian by the way.
Let’s face it, waking up in the morning not knowing where you are or how you got there…[Read more]

Exciting stuff is it not?
Well, actually no it isn’t acording to Yahoo TV;

……….Tonight’s Big Brother final is set to be the closest ever according to bookmakers but, with viewing figures revealing this as the least popular series ever – does anyone actually care who wins?

zzzzzz

or hard as nails.

@Bad Manners wrote:

Seems to be far too much interference. Should let the manager do his job and make the Footballing decisions that he’s paid for.

Curbishley felt he had no other choice but to resign as well. Seems to be a trend.

Steve McClaren to Upton Park.

I love his new accent.
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@sunny wrote:

Oh god we have a right c00nt here

I fink his going to bend our ear

With all the b0ll0cks of ryming word

Il have to kick the f00king tur d

If this carrys on il have to see

What other sh ite he will say to me

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Welcome to the mad house lol :twisted:

Well done sunny.
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@sharongooner wrote:

Ive given full number plate info and still no call to go to court. ive always always said “yes” when asked the question “would you be willing” on the slightest of crimes. My mum tells me “no”… you will bring grief to you”… well how else will people ever be punished if we dont?!

I agree with you sharon.
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I love … seeing two women mud wrestle.

Well, I’m only saying what most blokes are thinking…..