Sir Actor

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

No idea why he had to tell the world in his first sentence that he is bullied.

Rainny .. stoip taking the p iss luv.

If you want to win a TV talent show it’s ALWAYS a good idea to tell them you’re being bullied.
Having people feel sorry for you is a great way to get anything.

@pikey wrote:

Not to mention a bit tiresomely dim when it comes to English comprehension. You can ask the Captain for confirmation whenever you like. I got the distinct impression he counted you amongst the world’s not so bright lights. I agree.

Who the f*** is the ‘Captain’ ? :?

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@PATS wrote:

i thort it was fookin brilliant. the comedian was funny as fook……that young lad at the end had me in tears. and what about the guy who warbled valerie……i will always love you……an another song while piers morgan refused to press his buzzer…..look on simon cowells face was priceless. the young girl with the dog was really…

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You Are 8% Weirdo

Your thinking is so in line with the mainstream, it’s pretty freaky.
Have you ever considered running for political office?
You’re so normal, people can’t help but feel comfortable with you!

@fastcars wrote:

Who would be your choice for Mayor of London for the next four years….. or does Englands capital city not actually need a mayor?

The main candidates…..

Ken Livingstone: Labour (current mayor)

Boris Johnstone: Conservative

Brian Paddick: Liberal Democrats

Personally I wouldnt put Boris Johnstone in charge of disneyland let…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

He couldn’t sing or act and look what happened to that plonker in the end…he ended up fat, horrible, pill popping bum.

are you elvis

:lol:

I thought dawny was on her way to save Elvis in that time machine (see appropriate thread) of hers.
She must be still be out there in the ether looking for a…[Read more]

LOL PB!! :lol:

The good old days before League Tables were introduced. eh?

@sunny wrote:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GMA7AaUHpME&feature=related

American trilogy gives me goose bumps still and i listen to him every day

I can only imagine what he’s saying to you. :roll:

Oh I wish I was at Villa (instead of here with a blue noser)…look away, away!
The Villa go marching on!

Who says the police don’t have a sense of humour?
Meanwhile there was probably some old lady being mugged somewhere…

“Sorry darling we don’t have any officers free at the moment…they are all busy right now. ”
“Okay…can you send someone later then?”
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@pikey wrote:

It’s not often I am called upon to concur with the Captain. It has to be agreed, though, you are a prize pillock.

:roll: agreed by who? you and your ego? :wink:

@*Sian wrote:

Last nights Balls of Steel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cJOKLfj-5g :lol:

lol. :D Very good.

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@Sir Actor wrote:

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@sunny wrote:

Oi actor either admit ya wanna f00k sian or leave her alone she as always been a class lass with me

Bloody sniddy remarks f00k sake :evil: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he will ave to fight sgt fa her.

lol sunny n pats ya daft tw@ts! :evil:
are my chat…

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@toybulldog wrote:

strange way to name the thread because their fans are actually quite wonderful, even after 5-0 down at the Emirates this season they were still making a hell of a noise.

I didn’t criticise the fans. I’d never do that (unless they were Man Utd of course ….).
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@PATS wrote:

@Sir Actor wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Oi actor either admit ya wanna f00k sian or leave her alone she as always been a class lass with me

Bloody sniddy remarks f00k sake :evil: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he will ave to fight sgt fa her.

lol sunny n pats ya daft tw@ts! :evil:
are my chat up lines that obvious???…

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@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Oi actor either admit ya wanna f00k sian or leave her alone she as always been a class lass with me

Bloody sniddy remarks f00k sake :evil: :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: he will ave to fight sgt fa her.

lol sunny n pats ya daft tw@ts! :evil:
are my chat up lines that obvious??? :roll:

@*Sian wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Feeling like sh it and having to cancel a night out on the pi ss because i feel sick

Did your team lose again?

lol N a we drew but tant that i woke up feeling sh ite and it aint passed my head is thumping so bad the top feels like its going to pop

Souds like a migrain. Get yaself to…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@sunny wrote:

When cilla left him he wront this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAZC45mwzE

Cilla Black was boning Elvis :shock:

Of all the women in the world to choose from (sianny and pebbles included.. :lol: ) do you seriously think he would sha g someone as minging as cilla black?? :shock:

I always do this Elvis song on the karaoke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4p9USIZ8y0

:twisted: The 35 noisy kids all huddled round one pc monitor at the library today.
This free internet access has got to stop ffs!!
Blair you got it wrong again. :evil:

cheers meh duck.
I’ve sent him a little note telling him why he should add me. :wink:
I wouldn’t mind having Gordon Ramsay on there. As a friend.
Trouble is I’m hardly ever on facebook. More of a blogger tbh.
I got to do one this weekend too. ffs :?